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What a weekend. Didn't do anything productive and I couldn't be happier. Well, I could, but that is niether here nor there...or anywhere for that matter, well save for certain parts of Arkansas. But anywho, what a weekend. Friday I picked up Chris in Columbus and then we both came back down here for a huge party. We went to the aforementioned party and proceeded to get sloshified. The party got so big that it got broken up by the cops. So we decided to leave, wanting to maintain criminal record free of course. So we stumbled back to my dorm. I then decided I was going to expell the contents of my stomach. I showed chris to my room like a propper gentleman and went to the bathroom to have some one on one time with the toilet. So every couple of minutes chris comes in to check on me and my buddy nick, who was also on a date with miss porceline. So...I'm sitting there hugging the toilet and someone comes in and asks if we're alright. I had no clue who it was and I didn't want to get in trouble so I told him (thinking I was being smart) that yeah, I'm cool, I have the flu. Lol. So he's like "...right. Drink some water and go to bed." Well, today being sunday, I'm getting on the elevater, and someone asks me "So does that 'I have the flu' line ever work?" It took me a minute to think about what he said and then I realized, holy shit...this is the ARC of my building. This person is in charge of the entire building and all diciplinary actions. But luckily he's a cool guy and we just had a good laugh about it. Anyways, back to friday. After this person leaves (like i said, it ended up being my ARC) nick, the dude in the next stall, says to me "hey...were you sleeping?" I then said "no...why" to which he replied "cause i'm pretty sure you were snoring!" hahahah. i later found out i was in the bathroom for an hour and a half. yes....90 minutes. lol i fell asleep with my head in the toilet. wow, i can't think of a funnier ending to the night. All in all, i had a great time hanging out with chris and friday was one of the best parties i've ever been to. I don't even mind that i threw up because it was comical to say the least. and the part about my ARC...just makes it even better.