THE CRUST IS THE BEST FUCKING PART
I watch people eat pizza and it pisses me off that some people don't eat the fucking crust. Okay, for all of you dimwits out there, the crust is the best fucking part. It's the reward for eating the damn pizza. Once you get to the crust, you should have a feeling of joy, fulfillment, and satisfaction that you have accomplished something and now are about to get rewarded. When you finish running a marathon, do you just throw away your medal? NO! What's the point of eating some fucking cheese, bread, and sauce if there's no crust? There is no point.
On another note, my sister is a dipshit. Quoting Amanda:
"I really don't know why my brother writes about such pointless things. ABOUT CRUST OF A PIZZA. tell this boy to drink some beer and smoke a joint and he'll be STRRRIIIIAAAGGGHHTTTT
NIGGERS
BITCHES
anyone who wants to buy a pitbull contacts me at 586 530 2925
100 for female and 150 per male
peace"
-Amanda
First off, this is a very important topic concerning many people. Many manly men, (such as myself), have seen this is becoming a bigger problem day by day. The world is losing its balls, and us manly men have to do something about it. Beef jerky sales are going down, cologne sales are skyrocketing, and millions upon millions of pizza crusts are going uneaten. This is a problem us manly men have to confront now, before all of the world's males are destroyed and the world becomes 'cute' and 'fabulous'.. two words that should not be in any man's vocabulary. Thank god, being the kickass manly dude that I am, I have come up with a solution.
The first step involves destroying all televisions and computers around the world. This must be done to stop men from being brain washed into becoming walking vaginas like they are today. I know destroying all televisions seems drastic and would involve the loss of watching sports on a daily basis while sipping on a brewski, but there are some sacrifices us males must make to save the world from becoming a big vagina.
The second step would involve taking over the government. After we revolt and form a new government, I will become the dictator and take over the police. They will be replaced with robots and military who can enter your home, shoot you, torture you, or insert mind-reading microchips into your brain at will. These microchips will then shock the human if they say words that I preset in the gigantic computer controlling all of the chips. I will then distribute 3 42 inch plasma screen televisions to everyone on the planet. I will control all programs seen on the televisions. Anything deemed unmanly will be taken off of the air immediately, and the producers of that show will be executed on television (probably on NBC). Women will only be allowed to watch programs that teach them how to cook or pleasure their man. If they get caught watching manly programs, their microchips will explode, destroying their brain.
If and only if this happens, will the world become manly again.
On another note, my sister is a dipshit. Quoting Amanda:
"I really don't know why my brother writes about such pointless things. ABOUT CRUST OF A PIZZA. tell this boy to drink some beer and smoke a joint and he'll be STRRRIIIIAAAGGGHHTTTT
NIGGERS
BITCHES
anyone who wants to buy a pitbull contacts me at 586 530 2925
100 for female and 150 per male
peace"
-Amanda
First off, this is a very important topic concerning many people. Many manly men, (such as myself), have seen this is becoming a bigger problem day by day. The world is losing its balls, and us manly men have to do something about it. Beef jerky sales are going down, cologne sales are skyrocketing, and millions upon millions of pizza crusts are going uneaten. This is a problem us manly men have to confront now, before all of the world's males are destroyed and the world becomes 'cute' and 'fabulous'.. two words that should not be in any man's vocabulary. Thank god, being the kickass manly dude that I am, I have come up with a solution.
The first step involves destroying all televisions and computers around the world. This must be done to stop men from being brain washed into becoming walking vaginas like they are today. I know destroying all televisions seems drastic and would involve the loss of watching sports on a daily basis while sipping on a brewski, but there are some sacrifices us males must make to save the world from becoming a big vagina.
The second step would involve taking over the government. After we revolt and form a new government, I will become the dictator and take over the police. They will be replaced with robots and military who can enter your home, shoot you, torture you, or insert mind-reading microchips into your brain at will. These microchips will then shock the human if they say words that I preset in the gigantic computer controlling all of the chips. I will then distribute 3 42 inch plasma screen televisions to everyone on the planet. I will control all programs seen on the televisions. Anything deemed unmanly will be taken off of the air immediately, and the producers of that show will be executed on television (probably on NBC). Women will only be allowed to watch programs that teach them how to cook or pleasure their man. If they get caught watching manly programs, their microchips will explode, destroying their brain.
If and only if this happens, will the world become manly again.