The opening lines of an LA Times entertainment article:
"Last week, Seth MacFarlane conquered Fox’s Sunday lineup like it was Russia in a game of Risk. But, like the largest landmass in that classic game of strategy, Sunday night isn’t meant to be controlled forever. Just get your extra seven pieces, and turn your focus to Australia."
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2009/11/family-guy-blow-up-dolls-clones-and-wedding-vows.html 1) WTF does this even mean?
2) There is no "Russia" in RISK. There's Ukraine, Ural, Irkutsk, Yakutsk, Siberia, and Kamchatka.
3) What kind of RISK strategy focuses on holding ASIA for 1 turn and then abandoning it to then take Australia?
Listen, LA Times guy, just stick to discussing offensive "Family Guy" jokes and don't actually try making any clever pop culture references of your own. That's Seth MacFarlane's job.