Why don't I live in Australia?

[matthewdevine]

BRISBANE, Australia - A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday

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[frankiero]

[matthewdevine]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

[frankiero]

i like that it comes with hazard lites and a headlight so you can at least warn people you're about to mow them down in your inebriated state!

What care I about butting in?

[a_chung]

FUCK THAT I WILL BUY YOU A STICK SO YOU CAN KNOCK THE FUCKERS OVER FIRST AND THEN MOW THEM DOWN :D

I totally dig your Yoda syntax

[matthewdevine]

Mat Devine, Terminator of Stupidity. Weapon of choice (and cue the christopher walken dancing): Alcohol, a motorized wheel chair, and an extenda arm apparatus.