Why don't I live in Australia?

[matthewdevine]

BRISBANE, Australia - A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday

Comments

[a_chung]

I FUCKING READ THIS AND WAS LIKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAT.

Erm. I mean before you posted it here. In my gleeful laughter I forgot about making sense. As usual.

[matthewdevine]

i love how when my friends hear about someone doing something stupid while under the influence, the first person to pop into is myself. I probably shouldn't be flattered, but strangely enough, I totally am.

Luckily, I too speak the official language of our kingdom, lubenese, and understood where you were coming from.

[a_chung]

I think it's just that it was so specific. Mainly that he got caught. I know loads of people who would drink/drive a motorised wheelchair. I know you who would get busted doing it. This is why you are my king, King Lubey. Incidentally, if Lubanese is written in anything other than eyeliner, flying lube monkeys tear out the perpetrator's eyes. TRUE STORY.

[matthewdevine]

GOOOOOOOIN TO THE CHAPLE AND WE'RE GOOOOOONNA GET MAAAAAAARIED

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME FROM THE LOSERS ON YOUTUBE I PRESENT...

[a_chung]

FJKDSJF

[matthewdevine]

no words Alexa, you have left me completely speechless.

[a_chung]

This is why I am your princess, y/y?

[matthewdevine]

Y, always and forever

[a_chung]

FUCK I AM SENILE. I had something then. Maybe a link I wanted to post. THIS IS A COMMENT TO LET YOU KNOW THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A COMMENT AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME. Oh sigh.

Kind of what I imagine your throne to be like.