if I turn my clock off will time just stop?
Someone threw an orange at my door tonight. It made a loud "thump" noise and startled me a little. I then went to check it out and saw an orange on the ground and residue on my door.
Why did someone think that idea. I have never had the thought to throw an orange at a door and then actually go and do it. The person will probably be a serial killer in a couple of years.
Anyone born from 1991 to present is a dick.
I also thought how strange it is to think that a whole generation of children are being born without ever knowing that shopping malls once had lockers in them. I'll be old and grey and say things like "I remember when shopping malls used to have lockers" and youngin's will be like "whatever gramps, can I have money to get my flying scooter fixed"?
I have also been feeling like a major failure lately. Like everything is going forward and I can't keep up. And it's like I'm all "slow down. We can just pace ourselves. Just relax and calm down and that'll be fine" but everything else is all "NO WE NEED TO GO NOW! NOW INSTANTLY! INSTANTLY NOW NOW ISNTANTLY NOW INSTANT NOW NOWN WO ISNSATSJDSF NOW INSTANT GOG OG GO GO INSTANT NOW GO ZOOM NOW GO INSTANZOOMNOW"
Why did someone think that idea. I have never had the thought to throw an orange at a door and then actually go and do it. The person will probably be a serial killer in a couple of years.
Anyone born from 1991 to present is a dick.
I also thought how strange it is to think that a whole generation of children are being born without ever knowing that shopping malls once had lockers in them. I'll be old and grey and say things like "I remember when shopping malls used to have lockers" and youngin's will be like "whatever gramps, can I have money to get my flying scooter fixed"?
I have also been feeling like a major failure lately. Like everything is going forward and I can't keep up. And it's like I'm all "slow down. We can just pace ourselves. Just relax and calm down and that'll be fine" but everything else is all "NO WE NEED TO GO NOW! NOW INSTANTLY! INSTANTLY NOW NOW ISNTANTLY NOW INSTANT NOW NOWN WO ISNSATSJDSF NOW INSTANT GOG OG GO GO INSTANT NOW GO ZOOM NOW GO INSTANZOOMNOW"