God damned gophers!
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote. - Carl Spackler
That’s right, it is officially gopher hunting season. The first hole popped up last night. I am guessing there will be two more when I get home later. Not happy! So it looks like my upcoming weekend will consist of crawling around the backyard with a hose, a shovel, and a cooler full of beer, or at least that is what Google is telling me to do. On the upside, I already know whose yard that I will be disposing of the aforementioned varmint. Wish me luck!
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