Tripe-y
because not every entry can really be a gem. Even oysters that make pearls occasionally produce pearls that look like teeth taken from a British toddler.
Facebook blew up again and added 5234890423 new things you can put on your profile- because my collection of quotes to live by wasn't disjointed enough, now I need a news feed from Kathy Griffin to help take up space.
Actually, that news feed would be pretty sweet. I know that one thing that's really been holding civilization back is
1-lack of Kathy Griffin
2-inability to pinpoint the exact time and location of Kathy Griffin taking a shit
Thanks to modern technology, the GPS device in her cell phone (thought she probably has a Blackberry, lets get real here) can relay this information and it can be beamed to the RSS news feed, which shows up on Facebook, which texts me when Kathy's status message changes from taking a shit to not taking a shit. Now as a person that has a little bit of ... that thing that is the inability to really filter out stuff...this just makes my Facebook viewings into a labyrinthine ordeal. (aside- I tried to look it up on wikipedia but ended up looking at thought disorders and an article on Helen Keller. This is my life)
HOWEVER I shouldn't be bitching because I now have a real use for the skill I got playing music quiz on my ipod between sets at the gym- the new iLike thingy has a music quiz and it's like Name That Tune but with music I actually recognize
Facebook blew up again and added 5234890423 new things you can put on your profile- because my collection of quotes to live by wasn't disjointed enough, now I need a news feed from Kathy Griffin to help take up space.
Actually, that news feed would be pretty sweet. I know that one thing that's really been holding civilization back is
1-lack of Kathy Griffin
2-inability to pinpoint the exact time and location of Kathy Griffin taking a shit
Thanks to modern technology, the GPS device in her cell phone (thought she probably has a Blackberry, lets get real here) can relay this information and it can be beamed to the RSS news feed, which shows up on Facebook, which texts me when Kathy's status message changes from taking a shit to not taking a shit. Now as a person that has a little bit of ... that thing that is the inability to really filter out stuff...this just makes my Facebook viewings into a labyrinthine ordeal. (aside- I tried to look it up on wikipedia but ended up looking at thought disorders and an article on Helen Keller. This is my life)
HOWEVER I shouldn't be bitching because I now have a real use for the skill I got playing music quiz on my ipod between sets at the gym- the new iLike thingy has a music quiz and it's like Name That Tune but with music I actually recognize