Pop Culture Haiku

[mattchiavelli]

To Raven-Symone


black Hillary Duff
Cassandra with commercials
zoomed eye, sassy mouth

Becoming one with Girlfriends


Reading "Oh Hell Yes"
five masters degrees, no job
I am Lynn Circe

Desperate Living


Mystery on ice
Tom Scavo Getting so Svelte
Needs More Dale Cooper

30 Rock My World


Tina Fey on point
obsession with sassy chicks
keeps me tuning in