The Very First Mattbert Day
Well... here I am on the second day, of the third month, at 4PM, in the year 05 to wish you all a very Happy Mattbert Day, which is the first ever. Many have seemed to confuse Mattbert Day with my birthday, but the two are not the same(Why would I be saying Happy Mattbert Day to YOU if Mattbert Day was to celebrating MY birthday?). Mattbert Day is the official holiday for us Mattbertist. A true Mattbertism Holiday. I haven't decided all of the traditions, but here are a few things I'd like to be done:
1) Take the day off (Optional)
2) Do at least one good deed
3) Eat cake (as per requested by the genius Dackbert and what's a celebration without food?) or some other treat/snack... I had a Fig Newton.
4) Make fun of at least one person.
5) Hit something with a stick.
That's all for now. Still thinking of a Mattbert Day song. But have a wonderful Mattbert Day.
My good deed for the day is giving this picture of a google search I did to you as a gift and it makes fun of Bush so... Merry Mattbert Day...
1) Take the day off (Optional)
2) Do at least one good deed
3) Eat cake (as per requested by the genius Dackbert and what's a celebration without food?) or some other treat/snack... I had a Fig Newton.
4) Make fun of at least one person.
5) Hit something with a stick.
That's all for now. Still thinking of a Mattbert Day song. But have a wonderful Mattbert Day.
My good deed for the day is giving this picture of a google search I did to you as a gift and it makes fun of Bush so... Merry Mattbert Day...