Exactly

[mattbertinc]

It's hard to be sad... and you know what... it's ok... because I have some advice for you in the form of a song...

When you're feeling blue
You don't know what to do
Sitting all alone
Waiting by the phone

The world seems so unfair
No one seems to care
When your world is ripped and torn
You've got a friend in porn

Thank you for the porn
No other force may scorn
The constant mindless sex
The crude special effects

It gets you through the day
Whether you're bi or straight or gay
When you wish you were never born
You've got a friend in porn

When the night is long
Everything is wrong
You're heart is on a shelf
You have to touch yourself

Reach for your old friend
The pleasures never end
And I think you'll find
It's a friend you can rewind

Thank you for the porn
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Pornilinilu
Pornography for you
Pornography for me

You've got a friend in porn