Glamouritis ... Phase one - Diagnosis

Apr 12, 2006 18:54

I'm beginning to become concerned about this glamour twich I seem to have picked up ... I have a theory that It may infact be a pathogen of some kind ... possably from the consumption of untreated Guinness or handling FHM without gloves ... Yesterday I set out on an experiment to determine the causes and symptoms with a mind to discovering a cure for this chronic affliction ...

Phase one ... determining the disease vector -

Theory: The disease is spread by close proximity to glamour models or using contaminated studio space ...

Method: Work with a sucessful glamour model then immediately afterwards work with a creative model ... determine the effect of exposure to glamour on the preceeding shoot ...

Fifi Russo and Lexie kindly were on hand to help me test this theory ... speacial thanks to Tian who stepped in as a last min MUA at the 11th hour to create some wonderful makeup looks .... saving this whole experiment ...

The results of the experiment are posted below ....

Fifi Russo



Lexie ... tinypinkbubble to you and me





Stage one - infection ...
I seem to be building up some kind of resistance, my immune system held out long enough to shoot a few alternative shots with Fifi ...





First symptoms manifested themselves as fashion ...



but soon full blown Glamouritis had set in ...



Terminal ......



ok, so after a short break I rescued Lexie from the dodgy cafe at the station where she was caught in a living episode of some dodgy soap opera ...

The effects of on a shoot so soon after were immediate ... The infection seemed to spread to Lexie whos immune system was clearly not up to this kind of onslaught ...





thankfully by the end of the day the effects seem to have worn off a bit ...



It appears that Glamouritis has only short term effects .... thankfully we all seem to have recovered ... mostly ...

Conclusion: The pathogen must be airbourne or something like that ... whatever! ... try treating sudio space with a bit of latex shine spray or in extreme cases sponging the walls down with custard or fake blood to make it safe after glamour shoots ...

Next time .... Aversion therapy ...

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