Funny memes
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matt Murdock!
- You should always store Matt Murdock in an airtight container in the fridge.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Matt Murdock.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Matt Murdock.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Matt Murdock to drop bombs.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Matt Murdock!
- Matt Murdock can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Matt Murdock is two minutes.
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Matt Murdock!
- It is bad luck to walk under Matt Murdock.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Matt Murdock supply.
I shouldn't dignify the one about sex by pointing out that it's not true.
I also took that "sexual compatibility" test, but I'd rather not post my results, since they list the name(s) of the partners you entered. Some things are best kept private and left alone. But I was amused to find out that my secret fetishes include church, criminals, and leather.
Incidentally, what is a body mod?