George Carlin is way awesome!
Shit, this is too much for me... Pooh... goes Ape Shit! That's some crazy Pooh!
In the span of something like 40 minutes, 3 people have called me. Females, at that. It's like they want to talk to me today for some reason. Actually holding conversations with people, too. It's like... i'm progressing as a human being, or something. How can this be?
I've been so shy and anti-social all my life, it's hard to talk to people without sounding compltely disinterested in them and/or their lives if I haven't known them that long, and I feel bad, because I don't mean to.
I'm writing something...
To be continued...
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Are you ready? Here we go...
UNTITLED
I'm influenced by the lyrics that I hear
I'm not afraid to listen to the words that I fear
What's that in your headlights? It's just a dear
I am your sickness, I am your cure
I am the Devil, and i'll be your doctor, too!
Nice to meet you,... a-gooney-goo-goo!
Hey hey, we are the goonies and we're gone
You know me, I write poetry for stoners
and I only write when i'm in that zone
that's right,.. i'm stoned
I disowned myself, I don't know myself
I'm beside myself, playing hide 'n go seek
I'm right inside myself, I can't speak
Listen to the dead and be greatful for the voices in your head
There's choices we've made, and choices we regret
Choices we remember, and choices we forget
Are you getting off? I'm already off
I don't know what that means, but i set it off
Desperate to drive you somewhere
and drive myself insane
Hi, how are you?
How high are you?
Welcome back, when you never left
That's how I roll
Rock, papers, scissors
Listen to the Rolling Stones
and roll another joint, lets get stoned
What's the point of rolling another joint
When you know you're already stoned to the point you can't answer a simple question like this
I don't know
That's why i'm asking, i'm why i'm asking
Is that okay?
Is it okay to ask too many questions?
Am I asking too many questions?
Am I okay?
Whoa! I'm so stoned!
Oh, yeah, I forgot
I don't care
I'm paranoid about caring about stuff
Fuck caring
I'm a machine
I know what you mean
You know what I mean?
I didn't actually know what I meant
but you still know what i mean, right?
Yeah, right, whatever!
I just wrote, "whatever"
What a poem this is going to be
A poem only a stoner could write
That's right, a stoned poemer,
A pome stoneder
A blind melon
A mind fuck on mush
A stairway to heaven
A highway to hell
A safer way to say hello
to your neighbour who's been inside a jail cell
I don't do coke
but I do drink it
and in that sense, I am a coke addict
A coke-head without an addiction
I still get sick
I still get high
I'm only human
or atleast I try
atleast I can say i'm getting by
I'm getting by
I'm getting by
I'm getting up to say goodbye
but i'm not going anywhere, you see?
My mind changes me
I can't change my mind
I'm kind of like Dr. Strange
A master of the mystic arts
It's kind of strange how my mind works
and jerks itself off
My thought patterns are constantly being rearrangedand
and it ranges from good to bad, and bad to worse
I think i'm cursed
I write entire songs composed of just one verse
It's poetry
I'm talking to myself
"Hey, it's me, it's Matt, remember me?"
There's no "I," in TEAM, but there is in MINE
Know your enemy, know yourself
I'm my own worst enemy
I'm like no one else
I'm myself, I'm by myself
I'm still lonely, even when i'm not alone
I call my cellaphone
and talk to myself on the telephone
"Hey, it's me, it's Matt, remember me?"
I listen to myself
and hear myself out
I see myself out
Now don't you come back, ya hear?
I hear you loud and clear
You're screaming and shouting in my left ear
Look at you get high
Doing something you said you'd never do
but now you do all the time
Wake 'n bake
Time to get high
I'll sleep when i'm dead
When it's time to die
It's time to say goodbye
So you say hello
The world's a better place
because of people like Jello... Biafra
for speaking his mind
and on behalf of myself, i'd like to thank myself
for writing that line about myself
I write about myself, because i'm full of myself
but I want so much more
Lets get out of town, lets go explore
Lets go get lost, come on, come get lost with me
We'll smoke lots of weed
and listen to raggae on the radio
we'll come to an intersection
and decide which way to go
Haven't we already been here?
You'd be amazed how many times i've heard that before
De ja vooney-voo-doo, A-gooney-goo-goo
Go Go Gadget Black Magic
What is that shit?
It's like i'm magic
Making shit happen
This October, Friday the 13th comes befoere Halloween
I'm going to smoke so much weed
it's not easy being green
now I finally know what that frog means
I'm getting cottonmouth listening to these Kottonmouth Kings
Where's my drink
I think I drank it
We're bong tokin' alcoholics
Quick! call it in the air!
Heads or tails, I really don't care
Afterall, I play to lose
just to confuse you
Where did I lose you?
I thought we were going to get lost together
but I guess that'll never happen now
because now I refuse to
I choose to change my mind
because i'm used to changing it
I'm not as drunk as you think I am
You know what I said, I mean, "what I meant"
I mean, I meant
Ah, forget it!
I'm listening to Bob and Tom
Drinking along to the drinking song
I'm not as am as you drink I think
I think i'm drunk
but i'm drunk you think as you am is not
God damnit
I'm not as thrunk as you am I dink
Drunk am is not as you think i'm
i'm just fucking with you, i'm fine
I'm not as drunk as you think I am
Not this time
I have to pee
So now it's piss time
Someone remind me why I don't drink
While someone else is off buying me another drink
They drink, the drink
the drink they drank
They drank so much
they forgot how much they drank
so they drank some more
and they passed out on the floor
and they woke up in the morn
more hungover then before
In the span of something like 40 minutes, 3 people have called me. Females, at that. It's like they want to talk to me today for some reason. Actually holding conversations with people, too. It's like... i'm progressing as a human being, or something. How can this be?
I've been so shy and anti-social all my life, it's hard to talk to people without sounding compltely disinterested in them and/or their lives if I haven't known them that long, and I feel bad, because I don't mean to.
I'm writing something...
To be continued...
------------------
Are you ready? Here we go...
UNTITLED
I'm influenced by the lyrics that I hear
I'm not afraid to listen to the words that I fear
What's that in your headlights? It's just a dear
I am your sickness, I am your cure
I am the Devil, and i'll be your doctor, too!
Nice to meet you,... a-gooney-goo-goo!
Hey hey, we are the goonies and we're gone
You know me, I write poetry for stoners
and I only write when i'm in that zone
that's right,.. i'm stoned
I disowned myself, I don't know myself
I'm beside myself, playing hide 'n go seek
I'm right inside myself, I can't speak
Listen to the dead and be greatful for the voices in your head
There's choices we've made, and choices we regret
Choices we remember, and choices we forget
Are you getting off? I'm already off
I don't know what that means, but i set it off
Desperate to drive you somewhere
and drive myself insane
Hi, how are you?
How high are you?
Welcome back, when you never left
That's how I roll
Rock, papers, scissors
Listen to the Rolling Stones
and roll another joint, lets get stoned
What's the point of rolling another joint
When you know you're already stoned to the point you can't answer a simple question like this
I don't know
That's why i'm asking, i'm why i'm asking
Is that okay?
Is it okay to ask too many questions?
Am I asking too many questions?
Am I okay?
Whoa! I'm so stoned!
Oh, yeah, I forgot
I don't care
I'm paranoid about caring about stuff
Fuck caring
I'm a machine
I know what you mean
You know what I mean?
I didn't actually know what I meant
but you still know what i mean, right?
Yeah, right, whatever!
I just wrote, "whatever"
What a poem this is going to be
A poem only a stoner could write
That's right, a stoned poemer,
A pome stoneder
A blind melon
A mind fuck on mush
A stairway to heaven
A highway to hell
A safer way to say hello
to your neighbour who's been inside a jail cell
I don't do coke
but I do drink it
and in that sense, I am a coke addict
A coke-head without an addiction
I still get sick
I still get high
I'm only human
or atleast I try
atleast I can say i'm getting by
I'm getting by
I'm getting by
I'm getting up to say goodbye
but i'm not going anywhere, you see?
My mind changes me
I can't change my mind
I'm kind of like Dr. Strange
A master of the mystic arts
It's kind of strange how my mind works
and jerks itself off
My thought patterns are constantly being rearrangedand
and it ranges from good to bad, and bad to worse
I think i'm cursed
I write entire songs composed of just one verse
It's poetry
I'm talking to myself
"Hey, it's me, it's Matt, remember me?"
There's no "I," in TEAM, but there is in MINE
Know your enemy, know yourself
I'm my own worst enemy
I'm like no one else
I'm myself, I'm by myself
I'm still lonely, even when i'm not alone
I call my cellaphone
and talk to myself on the telephone
"Hey, it's me, it's Matt, remember me?"
I listen to myself
and hear myself out
I see myself out
Now don't you come back, ya hear?
I hear you loud and clear
You're screaming and shouting in my left ear
Look at you get high
Doing something you said you'd never do
but now you do all the time
Wake 'n bake
Time to get high
I'll sleep when i'm dead
When it's time to die
It's time to say goodbye
So you say hello
The world's a better place
because of people like Jello... Biafra
for speaking his mind
and on behalf of myself, i'd like to thank myself
for writing that line about myself
I write about myself, because i'm full of myself
but I want so much more
Lets get out of town, lets go explore
Lets go get lost, come on, come get lost with me
We'll smoke lots of weed
and listen to raggae on the radio
we'll come to an intersection
and decide which way to go
Haven't we already been here?
You'd be amazed how many times i've heard that before
De ja vooney-voo-doo, A-gooney-goo-goo
Go Go Gadget Black Magic
What is that shit?
It's like i'm magic
Making shit happen
This October, Friday the 13th comes befoere Halloween
I'm going to smoke so much weed
it's not easy being green
now I finally know what that frog means
I'm getting cottonmouth listening to these Kottonmouth Kings
Where's my drink
I think I drank it
We're bong tokin' alcoholics
Quick! call it in the air!
Heads or tails, I really don't care
Afterall, I play to lose
just to confuse you
Where did I lose you?
I thought we were going to get lost together
but I guess that'll never happen now
because now I refuse to
I choose to change my mind
because i'm used to changing it
I'm not as drunk as you think I am
You know what I said, I mean, "what I meant"
I mean, I meant
Ah, forget it!
I'm listening to Bob and Tom
Drinking along to the drinking song
I'm not as am as you drink I think
I think i'm drunk
but i'm drunk you think as you am is not
God damnit
I'm not as thrunk as you am I dink
Drunk am is not as you think i'm
i'm just fucking with you, i'm fine
I'm not as drunk as you think I am
Not this time
I have to pee
So now it's piss time
Someone remind me why I don't drink
While someone else is off buying me another drink
They drink, the drink
the drink they drank
They drank so much
they forgot how much they drank
so they drank some more
and they passed out on the floor
and they woke up in the morn
more hungover then before