Urgent News!!!!
LIAM "WOK THIS WAY" CROCKETT HAS DUMPED SCOTT "WALNUT BALL" DEVINE FOR FELLOW COUNTRY MAN WAN KING.WAN KING WAS OF COURSE SOMEONE WHO HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH ME.SCOTT IS NOW RUMORED TO BE SHACKED UP WITH SOMEONE OR SOMETHING BY THE NAME BLUE/BUSTER!ON THE PLUS SIDE I WILL INVITE ALL INVOLVEES FOR A QUICK SESSION TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE CLUB.CHOW!