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full Name: Matthew Thomas Hardy-Guinn
* Age: 16
* Birthday: June 7th
* School: Everett High School, GO SEAGULLS!
* Email: DukeBlueDevil6788@hotmail.com
* Eyes: Brown/honey
* Hair: Light brown...dirty blonde?...ish?
* Height: 6'1''
* Shoe Size: 12 1/2
* Who lives with you: Mom, 2 cats, 2 rats
* When is your bedtime: dont have one
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Flown on a plane: yes
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: nope
* Missed school because it was raining: no, in washington? HAHA!
* Told a guy that you liked them?: Can't say I have
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: No....*looks around*
* Had a crush on a friends boyfriend: Definitely...err...wait...
* Been hurt emotionally: yes
* Kept a secret from everyone: yes
* Had an imaginary friend: HELL NO!
* Ever thought an animated character was hot?: OMG! Daisy Duck makes me horny.
* Been on stage: no
* Cut your hair: yes
* Had crush on a teacher: Uhhh...Sebby?
----------------------FAVORITE------------------------------------
* Shampoo: Shit I don't know
* Favorite color: Forest Green
* Day/Night: Day
* Summer/Winter: Summer
* Cartoon Character: Marvin the Martian & Popeye
* Favorite Food: Nachos
* Favorite Advertisement: Geico commercials
* Favorite Drink: Any kind of fruit juice, except grapefruit
* Person to talk to online: You know who you are ;)
* Favorite Sport: Baseball
* Favorite Car: 02' Jeep Wrangler Sport
-----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: White Jordan shorts, Alderwood all-stars shirt
* Eating: My toenails
* Drinking: Water
* Thinking about: Bagels
* Listening to: Obnoxious ranting of an unintelligent mind (my mom)
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: nope
* Worn Jeans: no
* Done Laundry: I laugh in the face of laundry! HA HA HA HA!
* Drove a car: 2 Cars
* Talked on the phone: Meh, a little
* Kissed Someone: Does this include Kraig?
* Said "I love you": no
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
* Yourself: No, I do not exist.
* Your friends: No, they don't exist either.
* Santa Clause: Santa is fat.
* Tooth Fairy: Tooth fairy is a thief.
* Destiny/Fate: Destiny can lick my balls, I control my life.
* Angels: I don't know
* Ghost: Yes, I think Mr. Sullivan is a ghost. He died and no one told him.
* UFO's: My mom is a UFO.
* God: I am god.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you ever wish you had another name? I wish my name was Taco.
* Do you like anyone? No, I hate everyone
* Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Hambrick, yes i know a hambrick
* Which of your friends have you known the longest: Your mom
* Who's the loudest: Depends on the situation ;)
------------FINISH EACH SENTENCE-------------
* Let's walk in the: FIRE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Let's run through: cheese
* Let's look at: jello pudding
* What a nice: sandwich
* Where did all these: Mexicans come from?
* When will they: shut the hell up?
* Shes not: hairy
* How is: Bob Dole still living?
* Why can't you: lick my chode?
* Silly, little: whippersnapper
* Show me some: BOOBS!
* the sky is: your mom is the sky
* Tell me: Don't turn around.
* Hide me: so...we...can..be.........hidden?
* Love me: ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG!
* I hate your stupid: FACE!
* My mom thinks you're: A FACE!
* Are you that: little bald man who told me life sucked because your penis quit working?
* Can't you: go to sleep?
* Age: 16
* Birthday: June 7th
* School: Everett High School, GO SEAGULLS!
* Email: DukeBlueDevil6788@hotmail.com
* Eyes: Brown/honey
* Hair: Light brown...dirty blonde?...ish?
* Height: 6'1''
* Shoe Size: 12 1/2
* Who lives with you: Mom, 2 cats, 2 rats
* When is your bedtime: dont have one
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Flown on a plane: yes
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: nope
* Missed school because it was raining: no, in washington? HAHA!
* Told a guy that you liked them?: Can't say I have
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: No....*looks around*
* Had a crush on a friends boyfriend: Definitely...err...wait...
* Been hurt emotionally: yes
* Kept a secret from everyone: yes
* Had an imaginary friend: HELL NO!
* Ever thought an animated character was hot?: OMG! Daisy Duck makes me horny.
* Been on stage: no
* Cut your hair: yes
* Had crush on a teacher: Uhhh...Sebby?
----------------------FAVORITE------------------------------------
* Shampoo: Shit I don't know
* Favorite color: Forest Green
* Day/Night: Day
* Summer/Winter: Summer
* Cartoon Character: Marvin the Martian & Popeye
* Favorite Food: Nachos
* Favorite Advertisement: Geico commercials
* Favorite Drink: Any kind of fruit juice, except grapefruit
* Person to talk to online: You know who you are ;)
* Favorite Sport: Baseball
* Favorite Car: 02' Jeep Wrangler Sport
-----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: White Jordan shorts, Alderwood all-stars shirt
* Eating: My toenails
* Drinking: Water
* Thinking about: Bagels
* Listening to: Obnoxious ranting of an unintelligent mind (my mom)
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: nope
* Worn Jeans: no
* Done Laundry: I laugh in the face of laundry! HA HA HA HA!
* Drove a car: 2 Cars
* Talked on the phone: Meh, a little
* Kissed Someone: Does this include Kraig?
* Said "I love you": no
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
* Yourself: No, I do not exist.
* Your friends: No, they don't exist either.
* Santa Clause: Santa is fat.
* Tooth Fairy: Tooth fairy is a thief.
* Destiny/Fate: Destiny can lick my balls, I control my life.
* Angels: I don't know
* Ghost: Yes, I think Mr. Sullivan is a ghost. He died and no one told him.
* UFO's: My mom is a UFO.
* God: I am god.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you ever wish you had another name? I wish my name was Taco.
* Do you like anyone? No, I hate everyone
* Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Hambrick, yes i know a hambrick
* Which of your friends have you known the longest: Your mom
* Who's the loudest: Depends on the situation ;)
------------FINISH EACH SENTENCE-------------
* Let's walk in the: FIRE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Let's run through: cheese
* Let's look at: jello pudding
* What a nice: sandwich
* Where did all these: Mexicans come from?
* When will they: shut the hell up?
* Shes not: hairy
* How is: Bob Dole still living?
* Why can't you: lick my chode?
* Silly, little: whippersnapper
* Show me some: BOOBS!
* the sky is: your mom is the sky
* Tell me: Don't turn around.
* Hide me: so...we...can..be.........hidden?
* Love me: ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG!
* I hate your stupid: FACE!
* My mom thinks you're: A FACE!
* Are you that: little bald man who told me life sucked because your penis quit working?
* Can't you: go to sleep?