Anatomy of a conversation with Zach Barry
Because of the intricacies of Zach's delicate thought process, I thought I would break the anatomy of a conversation with him down into a formulaic, understandable equation. My research has led me to this conclusion:
1. Zach, do you like it?
2. (any response, yes, or no) Zach reveals that he likes it
3. (with subtle surprise) YOU LIKE IT?
4. Zach exhibits silence
5. (conclude that) HE LIKES IT!
6. HE LOVES IT!
7. HE ONLY LIKES IT!
It's very simple. You can basically conclude that Zach either likes, loves, or only likes everything.
I hope this clears things up.
1. Zach, do you like it?
2. (any response, yes, or no) Zach reveals that he likes it
3. (with subtle surprise) YOU LIKE IT?
4. Zach exhibits silence
5. (conclude that) HE LIKES IT!
6. HE LOVES IT!
7. HE ONLY LIKES IT!
It's very simple. You can basically conclude that Zach either likes, loves, or only likes everything.
I hope this clears things up.