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Ok this is brett and matts live journal even though they are gay for guys to do, but we have devoted ours to proclaiming our ownership of our slave Cameron Kastl. Thank you for your time.
If there is two different answers to one of the following question bretts answer will be first
001) What time did you start this?: 10:30
002) Name?: Brett Michael Williams, Matt Jordan Whiteside
003) Date of birth?:5-13-89, 8-15-89
004) Sex?: Male, female(lol)
005) Height?: 5'8" and 5'7"
006) Eye color?:blue, green
007) Weight?: 130,135
008) Location?: AZ, Middle east
009) Where were you born?: Colorado, New York
012) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes on eachother
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: Ya brett is the girl in the relationship and matt is the boy
015) How long have you been together? Fifteen years
016) What are you wearing right now?: matching power puff girl thongs
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: Ya with eachother cause technically we cant get married
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? ya Mr glasscock
019) Are you a virgin?: Nope
020) Do you smoke?: na
021) Do you drink?: only on tuesday
022) Are you ghetto?: yea nigga
023) Are you a player?: yea nigga
024) What are your favorite colors?: Brett:Purple Matt:Aquapink
025) What is your favorite animal?: two pussys, and a dog
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: Right butt cheek matt thinks its sexy
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no by my lil sister
028) Who are your slaves?:Cameron Joseph Kastl
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: Ya up and down
031) Have you ever been slapped?: ya but we liked it
032) Do you get online a lot?: its our life
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: brett: middle of the road Matt: gay
034) Do you shower?: brett: never Matt: once a year
035) Do you hate school?: brett: only cause i have mr. glasscock Matt: only cause i get to stare at brett allday
036) Do you have a social life?: does me and matt count
037) How easily do you trust people?: easy
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: brett: hells ya matt: never cough cough
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: other that were gay no
040) Would you ever sky Dive? ya naked
041) Do you like to dance?: brett: no matt: naked
068) Have you ever been out of state?: Brett: nope matt: does tempe count
070) Do you like to travel?: Brett: no matt: naked
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: no i love iraq
073) Are you a brat?: brett: in bed matt: naked next to brett in bed
074) Have you ever been dumped?: no only have been with matt/brett
076) What's your favorite drink?: brett: man juice matt: does other peoples saliva count?
077) Do you like Snapple?: brett: hells na matt: thats for fagots
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: saliva?
079) What toothpaste do you use?: brett: crest matt: me and brett share toothbrushes
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: cellulars
081) Do you have a curfew?: ye 7:30
082) Who do you look up to?: Brett: Micheal Jackson and richard hatch(the gay nude on survivor) Matt: Elton John and liberachi and doly lama
083) Are you a role model?: ya
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: brett: k mart and salvation army matt: roka wear and phat farm and sean john
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: brett: toe rings and nipple pearcings matt:what do u think i am gay?
087) What do you have pierced?: brett: nipps matt: butt cheeks together
088) What do you want pierced?: scrodum both of us
089) Do you like taking pictures?: naked
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: naked
091) Do you have a tan?: ya especially are weiners
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: brett: no matt: only by brett
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: yep about eachother
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: does a cell phone count?
095) Do you have your own pool?: our parent have a pool
096) Do you have any siblings?: brett: a lil bro matt: three little sisters
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: thongs
098) Have you ever been played?: nope
099) Have you ever played someone?:brett: ya matt Matt: ya brett
100) Do you get along with your parents?: sure
102) How do you vent your anger?: Brett: do matt Matt: sex
103) Have you ever run away?: to be with eachother
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: brett: ya chipindales matt: i cant get fired i am a pimp
105) Do you even have a job?: brett: na Matt: a pimp
106) Do you daydream a lot?: no
107) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: no
108) Do you run your mouth?: yeah
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: brett: a bong matt: a heart with brett inside on my butt cheek
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: na
111) What are your favorite flowers?: brett: patunias matt: hemp wait thats not a flower
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: none
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: hot and tan ;o)
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yeahh
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: last night
116) Are you rude?: brett: ya all the time matt: only to my hoes
117) What was the last compliment you received?: Brett: how big my wang was matt: how small my wang was
118) Do you like getting dirty?: ya we like it kinky
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: OUTIE
120) Are you flexible?: ya we can suck our ownselves
121) What is your heritage?: Brett: arabian matt: 23%black 33%chinese 15% mexican 30% Buddist
123) What does your hair look like right now?: brett: sexy matt: i dont know about mine but bretts looks like a vagina bush
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: na
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: never
126) Describe your looks?: Brett: BIG Matt: Short small feet/hands smells like cabbage
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: brett: fire crotch matt: aquapink
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: ya if they were about three( i love micheal jackson)
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?:brett: no matt: bretts older than me
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: brett: right now matt: a quart of water an hour ago
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: tongiht
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: brett: ya i barf after every meal matt: i can read minds
136) Do you have one now?: ya i just did it
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2 when its matt/brett or everyone else can leave a message
138) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yeah
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: brett: pops matt: my gerible
141) Do you cry a lot?: brett: when i am not around matt Matt: when i watch the oc( does that make me gay?)
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? ya to get eachother in bed
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: anything as long as i have my wang
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: uhhhhhhhhh
145) Are you the romantic type?: ya
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: ya
147) What do you like most about your body?: brett: stomach matt: my right knee cap
148) What do you like least about your body?: brett: eyes matt: my big toes
150) When was the last time you threw up?: brett: after dinner matt: when i was hung over from the water
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? fire crotch
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: brett: these cute purple thongs from limited too matt: hello kitty slippers
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: ya
154) What about cleavage?: brett: ya i have huge tits matt: with these double ds i always show cleavage
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: No ;)
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: ya
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: ya
158) What color are your underwear right now?: brett: green matt: going comando
159) What theme does your room have?: brett: purple matt: naked pics of brett on my walls
160) What size shoe do you wear?: brett: 11 Matt: 3.974
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: brett: hfirebirds matt:soupaman44
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: ya.
164) How are you feeling right now?: horny
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: tonight
166) Have you ever given a lap dance?: to matt/brett
167) What do you sleep in?: brett: granny panties mattt: naked
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i am lazy
170) What is one of your good qualities? my personality
171) Would you marry for money?: yep
172) What do you drive?: brett: 1930 ford model t matt: 1973 yellow school bus
173) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: daddy's girl
174) When was the last time you cried in school?: never
175) Do you wear Chucks?: hells ya
176) For two million dollars: have sex with a girl
177) What time are you finishing this?: 11:45
If there is two different answers to one of the following question bretts answer will be first
001) What time did you start this?: 10:30
002) Name?: Brett Michael Williams, Matt Jordan Whiteside
003) Date of birth?:5-13-89, 8-15-89
004) Sex?: Male, female(lol)
005) Height?: 5'8" and 5'7"
006) Eye color?:blue, green
007) Weight?: 130,135
008) Location?: AZ, Middle east
009) Where were you born?: Colorado, New York
012) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes on eachother
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: Ya brett is the girl in the relationship and matt is the boy
015) How long have you been together? Fifteen years
016) What are you wearing right now?: matching power puff girl thongs
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: Ya with eachother cause technically we cant get married
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? ya Mr glasscock
019) Are you a virgin?: Nope
020) Do you smoke?: na
021) Do you drink?: only on tuesday
022) Are you ghetto?: yea nigga
023) Are you a player?: yea nigga
024) What are your favorite colors?: Brett:Purple Matt:Aquapink
025) What is your favorite animal?: two pussys, and a dog
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: Right butt cheek matt thinks its sexy
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no by my lil sister
028) Who are your slaves?:Cameron Joseph Kastl
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: Ya up and down
031) Have you ever been slapped?: ya but we liked it
032) Do you get online a lot?: its our life
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: brett: middle of the road Matt: gay
034) Do you shower?: brett: never Matt: once a year
035) Do you hate school?: brett: only cause i have mr. glasscock Matt: only cause i get to stare at brett allday
036) Do you have a social life?: does me and matt count
037) How easily do you trust people?: easy
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: brett: hells ya matt: never cough cough
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: other that were gay no
040) Would you ever sky Dive? ya naked
041) Do you like to dance?: brett: no matt: naked
068) Have you ever been out of state?: Brett: nope matt: does tempe count
070) Do you like to travel?: Brett: no matt: naked
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: no
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: no i love iraq
073) Are you a brat?: brett: in bed matt: naked next to brett in bed
074) Have you ever been dumped?: no only have been with matt/brett
076) What's your favorite drink?: brett: man juice matt: does other peoples saliva count?
077) Do you like Snapple?: brett: hells na matt: thats for fagots
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: saliva?
079) What toothpaste do you use?: brett: crest matt: me and brett share toothbrushes
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: cellulars
081) Do you have a curfew?: ye 7:30
082) Who do you look up to?: Brett: Micheal Jackson and richard hatch(the gay nude on survivor) Matt: Elton John and liberachi and doly lama
083) Are you a role model?: ya
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: brett: k mart and salvation army matt: roka wear and phat farm and sean john
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: brett: toe rings and nipple pearcings matt:what do u think i am gay?
087) What do you have pierced?: brett: nipps matt: butt cheeks together
088) What do you want pierced?: scrodum both of us
089) Do you like taking pictures?: naked
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: naked
091) Do you have a tan?: ya especially are weiners
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: brett: no matt: only by brett
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: yep about eachother
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: does a cell phone count?
095) Do you have your own pool?: our parent have a pool
096) Do you have any siblings?: brett: a lil bro matt: three little sisters
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: thongs
098) Have you ever been played?: nope
099) Have you ever played someone?:brett: ya matt Matt: ya brett
100) Do you get along with your parents?: sure
102) How do you vent your anger?: Brett: do matt Matt: sex
103) Have you ever run away?: to be with eachother
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: brett: ya chipindales matt: i cant get fired i am a pimp
105) Do you even have a job?: brett: na Matt: a pimp
106) Do you daydream a lot?: no
107) Do you have a lot of ex’s?: no
108) Do you run your mouth?: yeah
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: brett: a bong matt: a heart with brett inside on my butt cheek
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: na
111) What are your favorite flowers?: brett: patunias matt: hemp wait thats not a flower
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: none
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: hot and tan ;o)
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yeahh
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: last night
116) Are you rude?: brett: ya all the time matt: only to my hoes
117) What was the last compliment you received?: Brett: how big my wang was matt: how small my wang was
118) Do you like getting dirty?: ya we like it kinky
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: OUTIE
120) Are you flexible?: ya we can suck our ownselves
121) What is your heritage?: Brett: arabian matt: 23%black 33%chinese 15% mexican 30% Buddist
123) What does your hair look like right now?: brett: sexy matt: i dont know about mine but bretts looks like a vagina bush
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: na
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: never
126) Describe your looks?: Brett: BIG Matt: Short small feet/hands smells like cabbage
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: brett: fire crotch matt: aquapink
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: ya if they were about three( i love micheal jackson)
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?:brett: no matt: bretts older than me
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: brett: right now matt: a quart of water an hour ago
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: tongiht
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: brett: ya i barf after every meal matt: i can read minds
136) Do you have one now?: ya i just did it
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2 when its matt/brett or everyone else can leave a message
138) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yeah
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: brett: pops matt: my gerible
141) Do you cry a lot?: brett: when i am not around matt Matt: when i watch the oc( does that make me gay?)
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? ya to get eachother in bed
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: anything as long as i have my wang
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: uhhhhhhhhh
145) Are you the romantic type?: ya
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: ya
147) What do you like most about your body?: brett: stomach matt: my right knee cap
148) What do you like least about your body?: brett: eyes matt: my big toes
150) When was the last time you threw up?: brett: after dinner matt: when i was hung over from the water
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? fire crotch
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: brett: these cute purple thongs from limited too matt: hello kitty slippers
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: ya
154) What about cleavage?: brett: ya i have huge tits matt: with these double ds i always show cleavage
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: No ;)
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: ya
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: ya
158) What color are your underwear right now?: brett: green matt: going comando
159) What theme does your room have?: brett: purple matt: naked pics of brett on my walls
160) What size shoe do you wear?: brett: 11 Matt: 3.974
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: brett: hfirebirds matt:soupaman44
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: ya.
164) How are you feeling right now?: horny
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: tonight
166) Have you ever given a lap dance?: to matt/brett
167) What do you sleep in?: brett: granny panties mattt: naked
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i am lazy
170) What is one of your good qualities? my personality
171) Would you marry for money?: yep
172) What do you drive?: brett: 1930 ford model t matt: 1973 yellow school bus
173) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: daddy's girl
174) When was the last time you cried in school?: never
175) Do you wear Chucks?: hells ya
176) For two million dollars: have sex with a girl
177) What time are you finishing this?: 11:45