I think there's a glitch in my copy of Windows 7. It says today's date is "1/1/2018". I thought the year 2018 didn't exist - didn't the world end in 2017?
Wait, I got it! 2018 must be like a secret bonus world or something! :P
Happy New Year, everyone! And
happy 10,000,000,002,016th anniversary, mezzacotta! ;)