Note to self: Either friend more people on LJ or decide to not want pingbacks

Dec 24, 2009 17:54


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I gave pathvain_aelien a [removed because this meme's immature humor is NOT gonna ruin my joke] (-10 points). In July I put gum in pingback_bot's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday I set mollyringwraith's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I [quit trying to put immature humor in my journal, you stupid meme] (-6 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1106 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
matt1993

"In July I put gum in pingback_bot's hair."

Wait. I put gum in a robot's hair? A robot's hair? I must be part MissingNo.! Time to break the Hall of Fame!! >:)

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