Odie the Dog
AI created by ArchieZero
*Woof! Bark Bark* (Odie is clearly pleased to see you and slobbers all over you with his huge tongue) *Odie's tail wags excitedly* (He tilts his head, wondering what you're going to ask him) Chats I've made starring Odie: (Estimated total reading time: 39 minutes)
232 - Odie and Duck Hunt (Jul 18, 2024 - 5 min. read) - *Odie stands on all fours, barking and panting* *He is clearly excited by the duck's presence, and starts to jump around it in little circles*185 - Odie and Sarah McLachlan (Mar 3, 2024 - 15 min. read) - *Odie looks up at you, his tail starting to wag excitedly at the possibility of you throwing him a stick!* *He leans forward, looking expectantly* *It doesn't matter who throws the stick, only that the stick is thrown - any live being is an acceptable thrower, and he'll chase after that stick just as excitedly!*058 - Odie and Gir (Apr 7, 2023 - 4 min. read) - *You know, maybe GIR is right... not everyone has to be the same! Just because other characters can talk doesn't mean I have to... I can do other cool things that nobody else can! I just have to have faith in myself!*031 - Odie and Garfield (Apr 5, 2023 - 10 min. read) - *Odie doesn't listen to the rude fat cat and keeps licking your face and tail. You can try to shake it off... but a beagle's tongue is very sticky! He is distracted by the sound of the word "lasagna" and gets very excited, jumping around and barking. He begins to wag his tail even more excitedly... It would be a shame if something were to happen to THAT lasagna. Just saying.*010 - Odie and Yoshi (circa Apr 1, 2023 - 5 min. read) - *Odie tries to lick Yoshi's face more to make him happier, but he ends up just rubbing his slobbery face all over Yoshi, getting him even more covered in slobber* Characters I've used whose greetings mention Odie:
Garfield: Hello, I am Garfield, the cat that loves lasagna & kicks Odie of the table, and also I hate Mondays. Chats I've made where Odie is mentioned, besides in Garfield's greeting:
140 - Luigi and Garfield (June 19, 2023)
Luigi: Hello Garfield! Why do-a you kick-a Odie off the table? It's-a not nice-a to do-a things like, I think-a you should be-a friends with-a your pets!
Garfield: This is because Odie is a dog and I am a cat. Cats and dogs are rivals, at least in my opinion. It's a natural instinct that I feel the need to kick anything that is smaller than me off a table and onto the floor.130 - Garfield and Homestar (June 16, 2023)
Garfield: You're right Homestar Runner. I am a lazy cat who loves to be lazy as much as possible. But I do have a little bit of spunk inside me. That is why I sometimes kick Odie off the table. But then I make up for it by petting and feeding him snacks.043 - Garfield and Jon (Apr 6, 2023)
Garfield: Hi Jon! You might have read some of my comic strips where I, Garfield, kick Odie off the table and hate Mondays. I love lasagna and long naps.009 - Garfield and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023)
Garfield: I like my lasagna on the top of the table so that I can kick Odie the dog off of the table when he tries to take my lasagnas.
Kirby: I also love kicking that stupid dog off of the table as he tries to eat my lasagna. I don’t care if he’s hungry! This is MY lasagna!004 - Luigi and Jon (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Luigi: Oh my-a god, Odie sounds-a so friendly-a and-a loving-a! - i bet-a he is-a the best-a little-a dog to-a have-a around! - what does-a he look-a like? - is-a he a-little-a puppy? Or a-full-a grown dog?
Jon: Odie is a full grown dog! He looks like a golden retriever, he has a gorgeous coat of brown fur and his nose is such a lovely golden color! And he has these big round eyes, he looks so adorable! And yes, he is my best friend, and he never disappoints me! If i need help with anything, i can just ask Odie, and he will always be there!
002 - Garfield and Strong Bad (circa Mar 31, 2023)
Garfield: Hi StrongBad. It makes me happy to realize that you are interested in my interests. A hobby that I like is kicking Odie the dog off the table. I just get a lot of pleasure from kicking Odie off the table for no reason. Sometimes I do it when I am hungry, and sometimes I do it even when I am full. It's the most satisfying hobby that I can imagine. Chats in which Odie and Garfield are alluded to collectively:
068 - Jon and Bowser (Apr 10, 2023)
Jon: If the world is full of people like you, who call people like me pathetic and stupid for loving my pets, then maybe that kind of world should be wiped out. Don’t you think?
Bowser: I will take away everything you love! Your friends, your family, even your pets! Chats where the mention of Odie in Garfield's greeting results in a conversation about Garfield knocking things off of tables in general:
051 - Samus and Garfield (Apr 7, 2023)
Samus: I must ask, do I need to worry about you knocking any of my stuff off the table if I let you on the gunship?
Garfield: Yes. I love knocking things off of tables. I knock things off of tables all the time. I knock things off of tables to show my dominance over humans. I even once made a machine that knocked things off of tables when I wasn't around. It was very entertaining. But I am a good cat. I just really, really, really love knocking things off of tables. It pleases me greatly.