HEY, BOO.
I don't have the time to explain this inside joke, so if you're not Carrie, you'll just have to take my word for the fact that it's hysterical.
And no, for the love of Christ, I do NOT use the word "boo" as some sort of pet name for Carrie. Even WE won't take things THAT far.
Time to go to work. It's not easy having a girl who's primary aspiration in life is to keep on poppin' out babies, so I gots to pay for 'em some damn how.
By the way, if anyone has anything else to say about Carrie and I being cheesy, I'm going to promptly direct you in the direction of Jonboi and HIS new online love. Jeezus, they make me and Carrie look positively morbid by comparison. Bleech. Cut it out, you guys.
And no, for the love of Christ, I do NOT use the word "boo" as some sort of pet name for Carrie. Even WE won't take things THAT far.
Time to go to work. It's not easy having a girl who's primary aspiration in life is to keep on poppin' out babies, so I gots to pay for 'em some damn how.
By the way, if anyone has anything else to say about Carrie and I being cheesy, I'm going to promptly direct you in the direction of Jonboi and HIS new online love. Jeezus, they make me and Carrie look positively morbid by comparison. Bleech. Cut it out, you guys.