1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. -Poopshy, I think it's pretty self-explanitory. 2. Am I loveable? -Indeed. 3. How long have you known me? -Two years 4. When and how did we first meet? -We met at the Double Deuce...two years ago. 5. What was your first impression? -If I were a man, this is the one I would want to be. 6. Do you still think that way about me now? -No. 7. What do you think my weakness is? -I don't think it matters as long as it's not an impediment. 8. Do you think I'll get married? -Absolutely. 9. What makes me happy? -A wonderful woman, a big screen t.v., and intelligent conversation...in that order 10. What makes me sad? -I would think wasted time. 11. What reminds you of me? -Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because all of those men are handsome, intelligent, stylish, funny, and neat. 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? -Happiness 13. How well do you know me? -Well, I know you're poopshy and I know what you read in the bathroom and, frankly, that's as well as I want to know you. 14. When's the last time you saw me? -07 November 2003 15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? -No, I'm pretty sure I can tell you anything. 16. Do you think I could kill someone? -I think you definitely could if you ever saw that movie, Blue Crush. 17. Describe me in one word. -Can't be done. 18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? -Stronger 19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? -Yes. 20. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? -I think I just might.
"11. What reminds you of me? -Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because all of those men are handsome, intelligent, stylish, funny, and neat. "
Neat? Are you still talking about the same person? I can honestly say that I've found my match as far as someone that is equally as messy as I am, if not more. And that's a difficult task. Unless, of course, you mean "neat" as in "neato". I might agree with you then.
You have GOT to be kidding. Look at your room. Look at mine. I'll admit, I've been letting it go a LITTLE bit, due to spending inordinate amounts of time with a certain amazing woman, but you can't POSSIBLY compare my room with yours. I mean, it's not like I have fucking rats running around the place or something. But anyway, thanks for calling me neato.
My room isn't THAT bad. I admit that i need to get the clothes off the floor...but other than that, it's kosher. Don't even make me play the Helen card.
Good luck with catching the hamster rat, btw. Put the trap in the other bedroom so that The Cheat doesn't get into it. On second thought, why don't you put it in The Cheat's room. J/K.
OK, you're getting a LITTLE too close to an area where people are going to figure out what we're talking about. In which case, I may have to post some pictures of Helen in her current "state" just to embarrass you further, if the subject isn't dropped, ASAP.
I've only seen his living environment once and it was clean. He kept going on and on about what a mess it was so I assumed it was always clean. If I had to share a bathroom with him, though, I think I'd shoot him in the face...not in the bathroom, of course.
-Poopshy, I think it's pretty self-explanitory.
2. Am I loveable?
-Indeed.
3. How long have you known me?
-Two years
4. When and how did we first meet?
-We met at the Double Deuce...two years ago.
5. What was your first impression?
-If I were a man, this is the one I would want to be.
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
-No.
7. What do you think my weakness is?
-I don't think it matters as long as it's not an impediment.
8. Do you think I'll get married?
-Absolutely.
9. What makes me happy?
-A wonderful woman, a big screen t.v., and intelligent conversation...in that order
10. What makes me sad?
-I would think wasted time.
11. What reminds you of me?
-Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because all of those men are handsome, intelligent, stylish, funny, and neat.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
-Happiness
13. How well do you know me?
-Well, I know you're poopshy and I know what you read in the bathroom and, frankly, that's as well as I want to know you.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
-07 November 2003
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
-No, I'm pretty sure I can tell you anything.
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
-I think you definitely could if you ever saw that movie, Blue Crush.
17. Describe me in one word.
-Can't be done.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
-Stronger
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
-Yes.
20. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
-I think I just might.
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#6....HEY!!! What have I done since then that changed your mind?!?
#9...I now have all 3. Did you wish upon a star for me?
#10...Dear GOD, did you peg me on this one.
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#9...I didn't have to because I knew it would happen sooner or later. You're just too darn deserving.
#10...I know. We've had that conversation too many times. It's the tie that binds us.
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-Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because all of those men are handsome, intelligent, stylish, funny, and neat. "
Neat?
Are you still talking about the same person? I can honestly say that I've found my match as far as someone that is equally as messy as I am, if not more. And that's a difficult task.
Unless, of course, you mean "neat" as in "neato". I might agree with you then.
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Good luck with catching the hamster rat, btw. Put the trap in the other bedroom so that The Cheat doesn't get into it. On second thought, why don't you put it in The Cheat's room. J/K.
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And what, pray tell, would you prefer I use instead of Helen?
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I'm just sayin'.
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