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I really hate Epic records. Really I do. I shouldn't buy any of their cds. I mean the dumped the best band in the whole wide world....thats right, nine days. Morons.
You know what else I hate. Wind dried towels. You know on tv they show a lady taking off her towels off the clothes line and the towels are all fluffy and a little bear snuggles with it and fall asleep. WELL! Theres another lie that the world has placed on us. Line dry towels are hard..they feel like cardboard. Your better off drying your self off with card board. Heck I don't need a shaver I just use the handy dandy wind blowed cardboard towel. Just rub on your leg and look, the hair just comes off! Your legs will stay hair free for a month *cheesey smile* I don't know maybe its just the nebraska wind that makes the towels hard. I also hate it when mom leaves on the clothes pins. You go to put your hair in a towel and all of a sudden you feel this pain scratching across your scalp then you soon realize its a clothes pin. Yes, come to my house bring your own towels.
You know what else I hate. Wind dried towels. You know on tv they show a lady taking off her towels off the clothes line and the towels are all fluffy and a little bear snuggles with it and fall asleep. WELL! Theres another lie that the world has placed on us. Line dry towels are hard..they feel like cardboard. Your better off drying your self off with card board. Heck I don't need a shaver I just use the handy dandy wind blowed cardboard towel. Just rub on your leg and look, the hair just comes off! Your legs will stay hair free for a month *cheesey smile* I don't know maybe its just the nebraska wind that makes the towels hard. I also hate it when mom leaves on the clothes pins. You go to put your hair in a towel and all of a sudden you feel this pain scratching across your scalp then you soon realize its a clothes pin. Yes, come to my house bring your own towels.