Why is my programming feeling a little slow?
Agent Paris reporting...
It must be the end of year in my study of human behavior here at MegaCity U. I am discovering that I am really having a dislike for the human male that is my Poetry teacher. And I am already seeing which humans are shall we say 'kissing the instructors proverbial ass?' Humans, I have discovered, seem to want to seek approval from their superiors in the academic realm. But enough of that, the ritual of Summer vacation is coming up soon and I will study the mating habits of humans during this time as well. Tonight I was invited to a 'Poetry Slam' by one of my fellow classmates. I might observe this humans this evening and reprt later. Right now since it is the end of the school year my programming is running a little slow, I think it's time to run a scan on my system.
Agent Paris out...