FIRST UP!!
New virus out there, and its a nasty bugger. Called w32.gammima.ag its a nasty shit too. It buries itself in your partition drives and regenerates if you happen to kill part of it. Kinda like a hydra. It will transport itself through any means possible and laughs at any AV definitions older than 15/11/07. It hearts flash drives or any form of easy acces read write portable media and if it gets onto your system, either you fight a losing battle (or get my friend to kill it, he managed it by hand after 15 hours of fighitng the bitch) or format and reinstall.
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BEHOLD!!!