(( I'm trying my hand at this (Ash does it so well!) and uh ... these letters are cut because they're big .png files and not everybody on my friends' list appreciates being imagespammed. ;) Warning! The writing is extremely messy - it's not mine - and lacks commas, because the font author was too lazy to put them in. Grrr.
Give the old bastard some credit, he's trying, and attempting to do so in a way that will help make sure the Harbie-Q doesn't wind up being too overly awkward if these folk decide to show up.
Also: Mat's writing is more horrible than the norm because, hey, he's not a leftie - he's a rightie. He's not used to writing with this hand. Attempts at being careful UTTERLY FAIL. ))