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As you may or may not know, Mr. Ribbons, the magic monkey that attacked our good friend Kaeli, has struck again. This is an epidemic that must be stopped. I have assembled a team of superheroes to help us track down and defeat Mr. Ribbons. Unfortunatly, the only one who showed up was The Dark Knight and movie star himself, Batman. So here is what Mr. Ribbons looks like, incase you see him.
If anyone sees him, please contact me @ 479-2754, or Batman. I don't know his phone number, so just use the Bat-Signal.
OH! Wait, I just got word that Batman has found Mr. Ribbons! Here is the live feed of the security camera at the warehouse.
YAY! We have finally caught Mr. Ribbons! Unfortunatly, there is no antedote for his wicked doings, so Kaeli and whoever else was infected will have to live with it. But rest assured, knowing that whenever there is a homicidal maniac, a deranged cow or just a petty thief, Batman will be there.