God in sandwich form

[matildawormwood]

I think that today I ate one of the most perfect sandwiches I've had in several months. It brought me back to how joyful an experience it can be to eat a simple sandwich, made with simple but wonderful ingredients. I feel like the official stance on sandwiches these days is that more crazy, herb-infused crap = superior. Not so! I myself have

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[glazomaniac]

fuck that. i make the best grilled cheese you'll ever eat

[matildawormwood]

Prove it.

[glazomaniac]

give me $20, a ride to the store, a stove, a frying pan, & your presence.

[matildawormwood]

20 bucks!? DAMN that's some fancy cheese grillin'.

[glazomaniac]

well, the $20 is to cover costs of the food, see. normally, a single sandwich doesn't cost so much, but i can't just buy two slices of bread, a few slices of cheese, etc. i have to buy the whole loaf & whol block of cheese--thus, $20.

we could arrange change back, ifneed be.

[matildawormwood]

Ahhh, I see. Well, if I'm putting in 20, you might as well go ahead and get top-of-the-line materials. I tend to forget the value of a dollar when it comes to food.