Weekend At Bernie's
Really, it's weekend at the Ayers' house.
There has been so much drinking and smoking going on in this house since Friday afternoon. I mean, seriously, these kids feel the need to be messed up all the time. I guess it's fine for them.
I can't even recall how many times in the last 72 hours I've been asked to smoke with them. But, being the good girl that I am, I didn't.
I did however get pretty drunk last night. I was surprised actually, because I hadn't had all that much to drink. One mixed drink and a couple shots of Jagermeister. But anyway... I was pretty much just walking around from room to room making sure nobody was killing anyone else.
Of course, everybody was close. There were two fights last night. For some reason, a lot of people have it out for a kid named Jon A, and they all tried to punch him in the face. I'm still not sure I know why he even got invited over here if everyone was just going to gang up on him.
Then... Toupin started throwing rice at people, and running away, and chucking fruit at people, and running away. And so another fight started. That kid is such an idiot.
I just hope that we get the house good and clean today. I'm chucking everyone out by 6pm.