Last night Paige and I went to see Beck. We were captivated by his boyish charm and his dewy, perfectly flushed skin. We were heartbroken when, during the encore, Beck invited people from the audience to come up and dance with him. Paige and I were not close enough, thus squashing our lifelong communal dream of grinding on Beck. I did have a wonderful time despite this. I was slightly disappointed that Beck didn't dance more. Now that he has his own personal dancer he doesn't seem to dance. Dance Beck! Dance! Maybe he is tired.