Jesse Cochran turns into Jesse Katsopolis
Unfortunately I know that there exists a fan site for the fictional character Jesse Katsopolis. Not to mention that such a fansite is quite a number of years late. There is also a Jesse & Michelle fansite (I guess being a fan of them as an uncle-niece pair?) called Kapeesh! Man...
I'm really worn of musical porno. And what I mean by musical porno is all the music that basically sounds like porno. (Not that explanatory.) Like any songs that sing about moving your body in a particular fashion. Songs with groaning. Like that song by Ciara (I think) where she is, like, moaning. Sometimes I forget my headset when I go to the gym and the play music as such and I feel paralyzed by it. Like I don't want to move my body to this music because I would be dancing somehow. Why can't music be cute anymore? Like "I Wanna Hold Your Hand." Now it has to be like "let me pop you in the money spot..." or "let's get naked and bang." It's really depressing. I don't see a sexual revolution.
Speaking of musical porno I was thinking about 50 cent today in the car. That "In da Club" song was playing... and I was thinking that it was cute that he was singing about a birthday! Like this big tough man is, like, do whatever you want, because it's your birthday! 50 cent is seated at the end of the table wearing a little cone party hat with the elastic underneath his chin. Probably not since he is talking about taking someone to "the candy shop" whatever that means. Is that a new slang term. Like "come back to my place and we will go to the candy shop"?
xo: snuz