movie quotes are so banal
I'm making a list of my top five real life quotes. This is a list of the top five things I want to be able to say to people before I die.
"You are like a dog that cannot help eating his own vomit!" (preferably to a henchman who has screwed up a caper)
"I don't want to have to cross the hallway for sex!" (checking into a hotel in seperate rooms with a business partner situation)
"Just pretend that there's no door in this room and the only way out is through me." (fight to the death situation)
"I avoid cliches, no matter how much sex they involve."(many situations)
"We are all crew members on spaceship Earth."(any time; dinner, literally any time)
"You are like a dog that cannot help eating his own vomit!" (preferably to a henchman who has screwed up a caper)
"I don't want to have to cross the hallway for sex!" (checking into a hotel in seperate rooms with a business partner situation)
"Just pretend that there's no door in this room and the only way out is through me." (fight to the death situation)
"I avoid cliches, no matter how much sex they involve."(many situations)
"We are all crew members on spaceship Earth."(any time; dinner, literally any time)