I love this one, it is a basic trolling technique at its best
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: I am a lady looking for cybering
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm a male looking for cyber
You: You want to cyber
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but first
Stranger: asl?
You: I am a lady, 28 UK
You: What do you look like stud
Stranger: is it okay if i'm younger than u? :/
You: Yes
Stranger: i really want an old babe like u
You: I don't mind younger men
Stranger: okay good
Stranger: tall..long brown hair..blue eyes...6 pack..big cock ;)
Stranger: how do u look like?
You: I am 5'9'', Ebony skin with dyed red hair
You: 36 D breasts
You: What are you wearing
Stranger: yum
Stranger: boxers
You: I am just wearing pint panties
You: My tits are free
Stranger: mmm...i want u soo bad ;)
Stranger: have u got msn?..i'll show u my cock
You: You want to take a nipple in your mouth big boy
You: I can't MSN
You: I am on my husbands laptop, but I really want you
Stranger: mm..i want both nipples in my mouth
You: Good boy
Stranger: baby add me for next time...micheal50@live.com
Stranger: or jamez_brook@hotmail.com
You: I am so wet right now
You: I will don't worry
You: Are you hard sexy?
Stranger: yes.i'm soo hard...i love old babes
Stranger: like u
You: Good boy
You: I want you to lick wy pussy
Stranger: i want to show u my cock on msn..so u can judge it
You: Next time baby
Stranger: yummy..i want to eat it aswell
You: I am sure you have a lovely cock
You: I want to take it in my mouth
You: Sucking and licking you
Stranger: oh yess baby
You: My lips wrapped around you
You: You like that?
Stranger: i love that
Stranger: i'am masterbating
You: My cunt is wet and in your face for a 69
You: Good boy
Stranger: yummmy...plz squirt in my mouth
You: I want you to fist your cock good and hard
Stranger: i want ur juices
You: I am so wet for you right now
Stranger: i'm so hard for you right now
You: My beard is tickling your cock
You: Wait shit
You: I don't have a beard
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: ur a guy
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: fuck u
You: pretend I didn't say that
Stranger: nasty muther fuck
Stranger: er
Stranger: arggghhh
Stranger: i'm gna vomit
You: No honestly
Stranger: prove it
You: My lips are sucking you
Stranger: add me on msn
You: my tounge playing with your slit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.