BAH. Sucks.

[mathias_danmark]

School sucks my Dane-Balls. Siguard keeps tellin' me that I should stop bitchin' because it's my last high school year before starting the university classes. And those Uni kids here do get more time off. But come on, one summer with Doe-Eyes all to myself? It was pretty bad ass I can tell you that!

He seems so bitchy and cold, but he always warms

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[viva_la_francis]

I want to know the details mon ami of your trip home with that gorgeous piece of Ooh-la-la!!!

You had better bring your best game, we don't let just anyone on the football team!

[mathias_danmark]

HAHAHA! If you sneak me a bottle of some of that somethin'-somethin' that I KNOW you bring back from your home I'll give you all the dirty details over lunch.

And you know I always bring my A-Game! I only got kicked off the team last year because I was failing chem! ... I ended up passing it with the lowest grade possible. Siguard was pounding chem into me so that I could pass the final!

[viva_la_francis]

BUT OF COURSE MON AMI! Red or White?

And as much as I think your sweetheart is, as they say, a long cool drink of water. Perhaps you should depend on him less for your own grades.

[mathias_danmark]

Hm. White. It doesn't stain as much if it gets spilled. And Doe-Eyes will kill me if I get stains from my 'habit' anywhere.

I know. I know. I do okay in math and history all by myself. It's just science and lit that's hard. I've been a straight A in math for forever, and History I'm a straight B student. But science is crazy hard, and lit is a pain in the ass. 'Sides. I need him around, and if I need help studying I don't look clingy.

[viva_la_francis]

Any reason to cling is a good one. *wink*

I've got a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc for you, come by and get it anytime.

[mathias_danmark]

Badass. I'll probably be swinging over anyway and crashing at your place until I get my script. Siguard won't let me in until I pick up more of my lithium and he's warned Tino not to coddle me either.

[viva_la_francis]

I don't have an extra bed Mon Ami. Mama put in a chaise, there is no room unless you sleep with me.

I am positive your belle would disapprove of that much more. I may be a lover, but I am not stupid either. Your significant other is violent when displeased and I like my penis very much attached to my body and in working order.

[mathias_danmark]

Wait a tick! You told Doe-Eyes that if he got sick of me he could crash at your place. So that means you were trying to hook up with him! Come on man! Have some freakin' respect not to chase your friend's flings. You're such a damn whore.

And yeah. Siguard likes to choke and twist ears. For having such delicate fingers, he could crush your neck.

[viva_la_francis]

It was an offer I knew would be turned down. He is yours I know. ;)

Flirting is an art form you must embrace.

Incentive for you to make sure you appreciate your lover and he will have no need to seek my comforting services.

[mathias_danmark]

You are a man-whore, you know that right?

I do appreciate Siguard... in my own way. He just gets mad when I publicly announce it.

[viva_la_francis]

The word would be Casanova. And of COURSE Darling!

[mathias_danmark]

The word would be "du er promiskuøse" in my homeland, friend! And can you pull back on the 'darling's some. The only person who ever called me Darling was great aunt Hetti who used to slobber all over me... and she thought my name was Daniel. ... ... I think she might have been the relative I got my fucked up brain problems from. I just hope I'm not on the road to dementia. If I am, I'll have Siguard assist me in suicide.

[viva_la_francis]

Are you out of medication mon cher? You are so high strung and frightening. Please to not be thinking suicide, you worry me mon ami.

[mathias_danmark]

HAHA! Yeah. I'm out of Lithium. I forgot it in Copenhagen. I need to get some more here at the end of the week. And don't worry, I'm not considering offing myself right now. I'm in one of the "mania"s not the "depressions." Siguard made sure to remind me. I swear to God I'd be nothing but a sack of shit if he wasn't around. I probably never would have made it to 18 if he wasn't there to keep kicking my ass into gear.

[viva_la_francis]

Might I humbly suggest some roses and chocolates in gratitude (preferably presented on your knees) probably wouldn't go amiss.

[mathias_danmark]

That does sound like an idea. You grow roses don't you? Could I maybe buy some white ones off you? I'll get you a bottle of Carlsburg. *Mathias's favorite beer*