Sparky Mistletoe Madness aka John's Persistence Pays Off

[mathgirl24]

I wanted to make the Sparky Advent calendar full, so I created this bit of silliness. This is what comes from me eating too much chocolate.  Image heavy.

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[gateraid]

Re the dog one:

Sedge: (wakes up) Wait....if Elizabeth's Fuck Me boots are here, where the hell is she?

Re the SGC one:

Landry: Well, I'm waiting... *purses lips*

Re the CM one (the watch):

John: I have another mistletoe hidden somewhere on my body. As my personal doctor, I'm authorising you to search for it. Thoroughly.

Re Lifeline jumper:

John: Piss off into the rear section McKay, you're cramping my style

*shuts compartment door*

Elizabeth: John, that was a bit harsh

John: Don't worry, there's mistletoe back there too

Elizabeth: Oh. That's....unfortunate for Rodney

Re BIS:

Rodney: I know FIVE *waves hand* yes FIVE different ways to pleasure a woman, if you're interested. At least that's what the book said, I haven't tested them yet

John: McKay, if you don't leave now I'm gonna find five different ways just to throw you out of this room, let alone ways to punish you, okay?

Re Home:

Teyla: Major, this day has been 'interesting'. First you took me clothes shopping, now I'm at your place deep throating a beer. You haven't hit on me all day. You're like the ultimate gay BFF!

ZOMG, this is what JG based her fanfic on!!!

[mathgirl24]

ROTFL!!!!

Rodney's book knowledge part just killed me! Too funny!!

And YES, you finally figured out where JG got her idiotic idea from! ACK!! What she didn't take to heart is that maybe Teyla shouldn't have chosen a butt ugly tie dye shirt.

[mathgirl24]

And to any outside person reading this, I'm not picking on Teyla. Only that outfit. How exactly would an Athosian know how to walk around in super high heels? It doesn't seem like the Athosians would wear those. And since they had to have Teyla half naked, then they should have had John half naked as well. Equality, bitchez!

[the_scary_kitty]

No kidding! And don't even get me started on those Daisy Duke shorts. *headdesk* Geeze, first the gawdawful wig, then the crappy Earth civilian clothing... was the costume department just being cheap in Season 1, or did they really not like Teyla? Poor girl. O_o

But ROTFLMAO at the JG dig. I shudder to wonder where some of those bad crack!fic ideas of hers came from. XD

[gateraid]

Wow. I remember these, they were hilarious. I had, however, forgotten my responses. Some things I missed on the first pass....

The CM one (she's playing with the watch)

John: Elizabeth, stop playing with that handpiece. I want your hand on my piece

The Pot/BIS one

John: You can either kiss me, orrrr.....in this pot, I have a wig that'll make me look like I have Simon's perm. Your choice Elizabeth. Do you *really* want to inflict that on the people of the Pegasus Galaxy?

Re the SGC one

I still think Landry is pursing his lips for a kiss. That sifty bastard ;)

The Ancient Chair one

Seriously, just look where the mistletoe is positioned. He'd have to blown up a lot of hive ships before she kissed him there ;)

Misbegotten

John: There's one under the table. You know what that means Elizabeth

Rodney: You said that out loud, Sheppard. And please don't talk about my sister like that, it makes me want to hurt you. Maybe not with force, because that would end badly, but with a slow acting hair toxin

Teyla *leans forward*: What's under the table Elizabeth? Would you like me to pick it up?

Elizabeth: No!

Rodney: No!

Ronon: I think it was dropped in my direction Teyla, scoot under and have a look if you like?

Seige II

Everett's line is made.of.win! I lol'd so hard at that :)

[mathgirl24]

LOL! You're such a dirty boy. Hence, why I like you. ;-)