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[mathews_bonzai]

My room has gotten pretty fricken boring over the past few months. There is no one to get drunk with! Nothing is funnier than watching someone who can't take their alcohol or anything in general. That is why I require a new roommate. I don't have any preferences... okay, I'm lying XD. My preferences are pretty obvious and shouldn't be too hard to realize.

You think you got what it takes? Drop me a line.

Did I mention I have my own ship?