OK then, hmm, question first, or praise for a shop first. I'll go with the praise.
After multiple (multiples) of you out there have suggested
, harassed or just brow beaten me, yesterday I finally went into a Lush store to buy replacement shampoo as my Body Shop bottle was running low. Y'know how after 11 years in retail, with a company that praised itself on exception in store service and trained its staff incredibly well[1] I'm a bit of a cynical git when it comes to shopping
and find most store staff to be both grating and infuriating? Well, I got a pleasant surprise last night;
pinkshifter pointed out there was a branch in Victoria likely to still be open when I groaned I'd forgotten at 5.30[2], so I went in and had a scope around. Such a nice atmosphere, and the products are well displayed, clear and fairly well explained. Then one of the staff came to ask if I needed help. As I blatantly did, my heart sunk, as dealing with crappy shop assistants is the bane of my shopping life. Except...
She asked the right questions, demonstrated how to use it
(I mean, solid shampoo bars? WTF? How can you use a shampoo if it's not a liquid?) and recommended two choices, based on my circumstances[3]. She was friendly, helpful, useful and at no point did I get annoyed. Very impressive. And having just had a bath using the shampoo she suggested, I think she gave me good advice. Yes, my hair does smell vaguely of coal tar, but hopefully the London water inspired dandruff will die off soon. Hopefully.
Which brings me onto my question. I'm a shower person
. My family are shower types, when Dad the DIY freak decided to turn the bungalow into a house by building a second floor, we replaced the single bathroom with three shower rooms, and they only put a bath back in after I'd moved out, and made my bedroom smaller in order to install a jacuzzi[4]. The flat in Torquay only had a shower. So, ultimately, I don't really do baths. But the new place has got one, and it is quite nice to lie back, relax and read a good book while soaking for a bit.
So, given my complete ignorance of all things bath like, the question for those that take them regularly is...How the hell do you wash your hair?
ETA:Thank you to Miss Freddie and
silentgreeneyes for almost simultaneously suggesting the obvious thing I'd missed. Danke.
Bear in mind, for those that don't know me, that this is more of an issue for my more than 2 foot long hair than it is for the average bloke...
[1] That Games Workshop staff are well trained and the company service guidelines are very good does not of course stop many of the staff to be blithering idiots who think a) they know best, b) You really need to buy a boxed game and c) any games made by Other Companies are inferior, even if they themselves play them.
[2] For non-UK readers, most shops close at 5.30pm here, sometimes they stay open till 6, it's rare that you can go shopping normally after this. I'm given to understand this isn't the case in some other countries.
[3] I've moved from Devon, where the water is so soft it's almost pure, to London, where the water is both incredibly hard and, well, of doubtful purity; I'm definately very grateful for my Brita jug filter...
[4] This sounds like my parents are loaded. While Dad did negotiate a good retirement package, they were never that well off while he was working (public sector local Govt, think Mr Carnegie in Fawlty Towers and hey, that's my Dad's old boss...). But, Dad doesn't travel well, at all, so instead of going on holidays he'd do the house up. And they haven't moved since my sister was born, nearly thirty years ago now, scary...