Some random vin diesel facts
Vin Diesel invented the calculus. Isaac Newton and Godfried von Liebniz are the names of his testicles
Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.
When the entirety of the Torah is recited in one breath, it sounds oddly similar to "VINDIESEL".
Vin Diesel invented the penis, but merely perfected the breast.
Sunlight reflecting off Vin Diesel's head has been known to temporarily blind commercial airline pilots.
(Also, Vin Diesel has hair, but it's beauty is too grand for mortals to behold so he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.)
Vin Diesel set us up the bomb.
Vin Diesel can immolate normal people using only his unfiltered anger, this is where the phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion comes from. Anyone that has died of spontaneous human combustion deserved it, as they should have known better than to anger the Diesel.
Oh there are so many.
Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.
When the entirety of the Torah is recited in one breath, it sounds oddly similar to "VINDIESEL".
Vin Diesel invented the penis, but merely perfected the breast.
Sunlight reflecting off Vin Diesel's head has been known to temporarily blind commercial airline pilots.
(Also, Vin Diesel has hair, but it's beauty is too grand for mortals to behold so he appears bald to all but the purest of heart.)
Vin Diesel set us up the bomb.
Vin Diesel can immolate normal people using only his unfiltered anger, this is where the phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion comes from. Anyone that has died of spontaneous human combustion deserved it, as they should have known better than to anger the Diesel.
Oh there are so many.