My breasts on display
I forgot an important story...
Last week when I got my ECHO cardiograph done, it was the craziest striptease moment of my life. I had to go in this tiny, secluded and slightly dirty room with an air of Porn to it. The guy told me to take off my shirt and my bra and then lay on the hospital bed and pull a sheet up to my chin, then roll to my side and sorta lounge there, waiting for him. Oh my..it was the most seductive/waiting for sex pose I have ever been in! And, of course the guy was young and relatively hot. It was ridiculous. So, as I lay there, I started thinking how silly it was and then I started laughing. And, then I couldn't stop. And,then I started freaking out and thinking how much weirder the situation would be if he walked in and I was half nakey and laughing. And, that just made me laugh harder! And then....he did come in and had to do the test and my breasts were out on FULL DISPLAY for him to see and it was 'COMFORTABLE' (sarcastic tangent)
I mean, I'm just not used to being nakey in front of strange guys and it shouldn't be so unless (tangent time) it is hot Italian guys and then the situation is A okay. But, I was lucky I did not die or get a lung deflated because I was at New Roads hospital and we all know they are the leaders in Lung Deflation. (second tangent) Katie and I were discussing her lung reflation and how much sweeter it would have been had they reflated it with Zambrotta just blowing sweet air into her lung instead of using artificial methods. How hot would that have been! Sweet Italian breath! I should only date foreigns from now on...or twins of Italians for practice. Young G and Young C romance soon! Practice time!
Obsession with Grey's anatomy grows by leaps and bounds!
Viva indifference!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last week when I got my ECHO cardiograph done, it was the craziest striptease moment of my life. I had to go in this tiny, secluded and slightly dirty room with an air of Porn to it. The guy told me to take off my shirt and my bra and then lay on the hospital bed and pull a sheet up to my chin, then roll to my side and sorta lounge there, waiting for him. Oh my..it was the most seductive/waiting for sex pose I have ever been in! And, of course the guy was young and relatively hot. It was ridiculous. So, as I lay there, I started thinking how silly it was and then I started laughing. And, then I couldn't stop. And,then I started freaking out and thinking how much weirder the situation would be if he walked in and I was half nakey and laughing. And, that just made me laugh harder! And then....he did come in and had to do the test and my breasts were out on FULL DISPLAY for him to see and it was 'COMFORTABLE' (sarcastic tangent)
I mean, I'm just not used to being nakey in front of strange guys and it shouldn't be so unless (tangent time) it is hot Italian guys and then the situation is A okay. But, I was lucky I did not die or get a lung deflated because I was at New Roads hospital and we all know they are the leaders in Lung Deflation. (second tangent) Katie and I were discussing her lung reflation and how much sweeter it would have been had they reflated it with Zambrotta just blowing sweet air into her lung instead of using artificial methods. How hot would that have been! Sweet Italian breath! I should only date foreigns from now on...or twins of Italians for practice. Young G and Young C romance soon! Practice time!
Obsession with Grey's anatomy grows by leaps and bounds!
Viva indifference!!!!!!!!!!!!!