[People who fly into rage always make a bad landing; or, Greed still fails technology.]

[material_guy]

[To prevent spam, two failed-lock posts in one. Greed can barely work computers and locks when he's thinking straight, much less when angry.]

[Post 1 - Audio; Failed Lock to Envy]

Get over here, fuckwipe. Drag it out and I'll sacrifice your sacrifices. I kinda liked 'em, so I'm not gonna waste time with something like torture. You can say I'm

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[greenwithme]

My, my! Whatever are you talking about, dear brother?

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[material_guy]

It shouldn't matter what I'm talking about, if "Father"'s hostages are on the line.

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[greenwithme]

[Envy begins laughing uproariously. He's not going to let on that everyone can see the second post he made.]

Iyan! You couldn't properly kidnap those brats if someone wrapped 'em up and left 'em on your doorstep! What makes you think you'll actually succeed this time?

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[material_guy]

[Greed also remains oblivious to the fact that all of the responses to his thread to Envy are visible.]

Not really interested in a long term hostage thing. You wanna take a chance on me offing something important while I'm pissed off? It's a lot easier to kill than to capture.

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[greenwithme]

Hah! You can't even manage that, either! Those twerps already offed you once before! 'Sides, if you do that, you'll have to deal with Gramps, and that guy... He'll tear you limb from limb.

Anyway, I've got backup brats in your world, don't I? I bet I could capture them just as easily as the ones over here!

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[material_guy]

So it's no problem at all, huh? Glad fuckin' with me's worth putting a hitch in the old man's plans... But, you'll have to fight yerself and whoever else for 'em over here.

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[greenwithme]

[Envy languishes in his seat, bringing one hand up to his lips. His fingertips are coated in a viscous red liquid that looks suspiciously like blood. His tongue flicks out and laps at his fingers.]

Like I said, I'm smarter than you. Always have been, and always will be. You think I'd do anything that would risk Father's plans? Think again!

Hm hm hm! I bet I'd get along real nicely with the "other" me. I mean, it's me, after all!

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[material_guy]

So you're gonna stay safe over there no matter what.

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[greenwithme]

Mmm... Why not? I mean, I'm really comfy right now, and I don't feel like getting up just now...

[He continues to lick at his fingers, sliding one of them suggestively into his mouth and sucking on it.]

As long as you've got this video going, I can just as easily watch you from here~♥ And they say that there's never anything good on TV!

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[material_guy]

So one of 'em needs to be in real danger before you'll take it seriously...

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[greenwithme]

They're not going to be in any real danger, you moron! Those brats are smarter than you, too! Plus, they trust you about as much as they trust me, so any attempts you make to trick them into coming to you are useless!

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[material_guy]

I'm too pissed off to bother tricking anyone. I'll be direct.

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[greenwithme]

And exactly what are you going to tell them, hm~? "Oh, hey guys! Envy's being a dick again, so I need hostages in order to get him to come over here so I can beat his ass into a bloody pulp! And if you don't be my hostages, I'll beat your asses, too!"

Kinda doesn't work if you can't actually worldhop yourself, yanno?

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[material_guy]

Stay tuned. I'll let you know when I got 'em coming. You're lucky I'm an honest guy even when I'm pissed off like this. But in the end, even if I kill one, it's still a bigger problem if two or three of 'em die, for you. So, I might feel like knocking one of 'em off just because.

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[greenwithme]

Oh ho ho! This is nice! This is very nice! I knew you liked the little peach, but to get so worked up over him like this? Ah! I knew you liked him! The fact that you're willing to shed blood over him and risk getting your ass pulverized by me proves it!

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[material_guy]

So it was him, not her...

Don't get the wrong idea. If you wanna go this far just to get to me, how the hell else am I supposed to react, huh? You wanna die, I'll do every little fucking thing I can to help.

Ah. And, the kid's coming. No questions asked. No defenses up.