[Audio] If he has spoken to you thrice, he will likely get you something. Crappy. But something.

[material_guy]

Yo! I've been filled in on this Holiday thing pretty well now and, long story short, I need to know where to send yer guys' half of the Holiday. It'll make it a lot easier on my delivery crew if you can spit up an address where you can get somethin' sent to you instead of them having to go stalking around. Don't really care if it's your place, a P.

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[text] (Too bad Mr. Greed can't see her face.)

[hands4healing]

We'll be at Naoto's for her party.

[Had planned on making Mr. Greed a pie, anyway.]

[Audio] He was told it's customary to give to those who give to you. It's just his ploy to get more.

[material_guy]

Aa, for you guys, I could just tell her to give it to you and it'll be fine. If I plan on getting you anything.

[Which he did, at least for Winry, but he's trying to determine if he's going to get a present back, or if they're going to owe him one. Either way suits him fine.]

[Audio] I'm sure. Greed is greedy, after all. Did you get that artlink I sent you?

[hands4healing]

Well, if I'm not there, make sure you get your pie! [Because that will mean one less stop off....]

[Audio] Indeed I did! Now he's trying to get more than pie from her.

[material_guy]

Will do! And yer present's gonna be awesome. Yer gonna love it, so you can practice squealing and jumping around and declaring this Christmas thing the best holiday ever now. Wouldn't wan'tcha to throw anything out doing it without practice.

[Audio] Oh, Greed.

[hands4healing]

[Really? Can't even begin to imagine what Greed thinks she might want or need that would make her that excited.]

[Actually, maybe this is a good time to panic, consider it's Greed.]

Really? That's...very kind of you!

[Audio] Oh, Greed. Part 2.

[material_guy]

Oh, by the way. I need your measurements.

[Audio] Oh, Greed. o_0

[hands4healing]

...you what?!? [breathless]

[Audio]

[material_guy]

Your measurements. Or at least the top and the bottom of the standard three. Oh! You can lock it if it makes you feel better.

[Audio]

[hands4healing]

[Suspicious]

Wait a minute. Is this a gift for me, or a gift for Ed?

[Audio]

[material_guy]

I can't give your tits and ass to him. Great a present as that'd be.

[Audio]

[hands4healing]

I was just thinking of something Mr. Garfiel said he was giving to his boyfriend. He was buying a negligee for himself.

[Surprisingly, Winry doesn't need brain bleach for that, though her Mun might.]

[Locked]

All right.

My measurements are 34-22-34. But I suppose you could've looked at your android....

[Locked]

[material_guy]

[What are you saying, Garfiel is a hunk-a hunk-a burning love in a negligee.]

Wasn't sure how accurate it was. I'd've pegged you for bein' a little more top heavy.

Re: [Locked]

[hands4healing]

[MUN NEEDS BRAIN BLEACH, OKAY?! Almost as much as upon finding that Snow White doujin parody with Major Armstrong and Bradley cast in the roles of Snow and the Prince, respectively.]

I'm not top heavy!!

[Locked]

[material_guy]

[Small world. I bought my buddy that very doujinshi as a souvenir a few years back. He's still not quite forgiven me for that.]

No, yer perfectly balanced! Nice job!

[Locked]

[hands4healing]

[Man. My BFF wanted it when I found it on eBay as a horror thing, but none of us had the money to purchase it.]

[Is that sarcasm or a compliment? It's hard to tell with Greed, sometimes.] Thank you. I think.

[Audio]

[material_guy]

[I picked it up for 200 yen at a corner porno shop. We have a running gag with Bradley x Armstrong from when he was drunk, so it was impossible to pass up.]

Glad we got that out of the way. Now you can get back to bein' excited about what I'm gettin' you!