Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

Comments

[peoplesprincess]

People go places besides bars.

[material_guy]

Open to your suggestions, too, Princess. Where would you take her?

[peoplesprincess]

Why are you calling me princess?

[material_guy]

'cause you're a high 'n mighty, kinda prissy, classy little g--young lady. You can't tell me no one's ever called you that before.

[peoplesprincess]

It's not my title anymore.

[material_guy]

Oh. It was before? Iya, guess that's touchin' on a sore spot, then. Sorry. I'll pick another nickname, then.

[peoplesprincess]

It's no sore spot; I was promoted. I'm the true Fire Lord.

I'd take her to the beach. Hypothetically. Who are you talking about, anyway?

[material_guy]

Oh. Right. But, Fire Lord's not much of a nickname, and with all the gender bending everyone I know gets caught up in, I'd like to at least keep your gender straight.

[Greed's just gonna dodge that question about who for the moment, thanks.]

[peoplesprincess]

"Fire Lord" is gender-neutral.

You didn't answer.

[material_guy]

Lord sounds pretty manly to me. And I've seen you at the beach. That's all female there. In a way I don't particularly wanna see this person. For a lot of topical reasons.

[peoplesprincess]

But Fire Lord is gender-neutral. It's different from "Lord".

And don't be crude.

[material_guy]

Anyway, we'll consider the beach sometime. You complained about the sand-hair thing, but it must've been fun if you're suggesting even with that.

But, man, if there was ever someone I didn't wanna see in a bikini...

[peoplesprincess]

It was fun.

[material_guy]

Glad to hear it.

So you want in on this? Looks like you got out-voted in favor of the bar since it's mostly guys going along. You can give a few other drinks a try, add some feminine grace to the whole ordeal.

[peoplesprincess]

I'm not interested in drinking.

Where is it?

[material_guy]

Some club in New York. The guy with the two-seater's givin' rides. Tell the bouncer you're with Vino 'n you're good to go. It'll be nice to have a few girls there to pretty up the place.