Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

Comments

[branniganslaw]

Greed, my man, I may not (yet) have world-hopping powers, but once you get things set, I'll be glad to accompany you in your endeavor.

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[material_guy]

Oi. Before you get too into this, I should probably point out she's actually---...

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[material_guy]

... probably hurting for the company of a worldly, competent, musical gentleman like yerself! She'll be thrilled to have you along!

[branniganslaw]

Excellent! Perhaps I can pick up other women along the way. Let it not be said that Zapp Brannigan doesn't care for company!

[material_guy]

And this's all about socialization!

Of course, being a gentleman you'll buy her and her entourage a few rounds, right? Nothing endears a woman to a man like shamelessly spending money left and right!

[branniganslaw]

...Er, ah...sure.

[material_guy]

Atta boy. We'll be beatin' the ladies off of ya with a stick with yer natural charms.