Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

Comments

[immortal_vino]

I know a bunch of good places, and the people you need to know to get in. They're a bit rough, but at least they have liquor and girls.

Uh, I guess you want the classiest one? Or not?

[material_guy]

I don't mind rough places at all, and she can handle herself all right. She's on the older side, so, wherever that kinda crowd mingles...

[immortal_vino]

But is she going to like a place that's rough or is she more of a classy type of dame?

I apologize for his ineloquence.

[material_guy]

Nnnnnnnnn.... I'm not sure if it's a work and pleasure thing or a strictly business thing... Seems more like her to keep work and pleasure separate, but maybe that's part of the secret identity thing...

She's pretty classy, but at the same time, she's kind of .... [A half-growling, simmering anger noise] "Eehhh!" when she's not being [A pointedly nasal, snooty sound.] "Oh ho." But she's also got a [Motion like a knife being drawn with an appropriately manic grin that fades the minute the pantomime adjective is over.] "shhhinnng" side.

In other words I don't really know her that well.

lololol

[immortal_vino]

I see... you're talking about Mr. de Killer, right?

I think I know the right kind of place!

[material_guy]

Ms. de Killer for now. Since you know who we're talkin' about, I'll leave the location in your capable hands, P.K.!

[immortal_vino]

No problem. I'll let them know we're coming and tell that Tyki guy where to bring you.