Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

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[herrglimmerous]

You might want to treat this classy lady to a wardrobe change and a facial first.

[material_guy]

Nn, definitely, definitely, but it's not somethin' I specialize in so I was hopin' one of these girls would help her out...

[herrglimmerous]

I offered her my assistance in that field, but she was somewhat hesitant on that score. It's kind of a waste.

[material_guy]

...That's right. You're into dressing in drag. But, y'know, most women wouldn't wanna take makeup tips from a guy... Nnn, but in her case---... Well, it sounds like you already know about her case.

[herrglimmerous]

I'm not into dressing in drag, there are just special occasions that call for it and right now I have a good stock of supplies on hand...er...for one of those special occasions.

But yeah, I know about the case and I don't think she'd sit still for it, man or women.

[material_guy]

What kind of special occasion calls for you to dress in drag?

[herrglimmerous]

The special kind?

Actually my secretary thinks I'm falling into a creative slump so she wants me to take the stage again.

[material_guy]

In a dress.

[herrglimmerous]

To Wong Foo.

[material_guy]

To what who?

[herrglimmerous]

It was a movie made over thirty years ago, To Wong Foo, it's a comedy that focuses on three Drag Queens. Now they're doing a stage production of it and I was volunteered. It's not really my schtick though.

[material_guy]

Didn't think you were the type to do things you didn't like. If you're hurting for inspiration, I'll talk to you about kitchen utensils any time.

...But what you're sayin' is you need a test dummy for the get up, since it don't just come naturally to you.

[herrglimmerous]

Well I'm always up for trying new things, but I've never done much in the way of acting so I'm on the fence. We already had that conversation about cheese graters unless you want to talk about meat tenderizers then I'll meet you half way.

Hmm...that's not a bad idea, of course getting her to sit still might be a problem.

[material_guy]

Nnnnnnnnnn... Meeting you in person, itself, is a problem...

[herrglimmerous]

Just consider our meeting up an act of philanthropy.

[material_guy]

So you'll be off duty. Since you know about her case.