Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

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[hands4healing]

[Isn't sure whether to laugh or...or....]

[material_guy]

Oi, automail mechanic! Don'tcha think it's a shame for a healthy gal with all her body parts intact not to enjoy her life and limbs a little?

[hands4healing]

Mm...it sounds like a good idea if it's something she wants to do, but not everyone is good in big social situations!

[material_guy]

It's not like I'm askin' her to go out to a strip c--....

....

[After careful consideration and deciding that even as a joke there are some things he does not want to see.] Right. I'm not askin' her to go to a strip club on amateur night. But people who're bad in social situations still got social needs. S'not healthy to only ever leave the house for work.

[hands4healing]

[...Strip club on amateur night?...wait, had Granny talked about something like that before...?]

You're right. Some people do need to be dragged out of their shells once in a while - but if it's causing that person distress, it isn't fun for that person.

[material_guy]

Do you see me as the kinda bully that'd go around distressing people?

[hands4healing]

...well....

Gah, some how missed this one. Sorry for the late reply!

[material_guy]

...

Is there some kinda virus going that makes girls wanna rag on me today?

NP!

[hands4healing]

Not that I know of?

I'm sorry. It's been...weird. I'm taking out my frustrations confusion on other people, I guess.

[material_guy]

Oi, oi, it's no good if you apologize too easily for the little things. You down about somethin'? Should I drag you out around town to get your head cleared a little, too?

[hands4healing]

[Isn't sure if she should say anything.]

We're on different worlds.

[ This is what she's thinking about. Mostly private/hackable.]

[material_guy]

There is a guy givin' rides, but...Come to think of it, I guess if you made yourself that easy to kidnap, the kid'd have a right to get pretty pissed.

(I presumed; Greed just has no access to any of it, so he's oblivious.)

[hands4healing]

...yeah.

[Not sure what all Greed can get in to or if you'd seen, figured I should point it out. :D]

[material_guy]

Oi. Do me a favor.

(I'm assuming Greed is completely computer illiterate; his locks are so loose a ten year old who can manage an HTML tag could probably hack them, and putting a spoiler tag over something would probably lock him out. ...In his defense, his is the only computer in his era.)

[hands4healing]

What kind of favor?

[hee, Winry's still getting used to hers. She does need to take apart her original device some time, just to see how it works.]

[material_guy]

Cheer up a little. If I end up having to kidnap you to get you someplace to take whatever's up out on, I'll have to kidnap you for other reasons just 'cause the opportunity's there, and it'll be real hard to balance kidnapping you properly and making you feel better. I'm a simple guy, so I don't like complicated things.

(Next time Ed, Al or one of Winry's friends with a similar device goes on hiatus, maybe you could ask their player if Winry can choose that time to have conveniently been taking apart theirs!)