[Greed would lock this to Travis Touchdown if he had any lick of computer literacy.]

[material_guy]

Ey, Touchdown, seems like you got a bearded butler chasing you through time on the comm. Take it you got it under control, Number Nine?

Well, guess since this's goin' out to everyone anyway...

I wanna time travel!

Oi. Someone out there who can do it, tell me what I gotta get my hands on for that, where do I get it, 'n what's it gonna run me?

Comments

[mortally]

You can get a worldhop off of people in the community if you have no actual means to hop yourself. Some people do it for free. Some charge.

[material_guy]

How do they do it?

[mortally]

They were born with the ability. A god or goddess gave them something. They found something. It all depends.

[material_guy]

....Don't guess yer a goddess who can give me somethin' like that?

[mortally]

Sorry about your luck. Try Eris.

[material_guy]

Owing smart, powerful women somethin's dangerous. Rather just keep in fun and games 'n enjoy her.

Was kinda hopin' I could just pay a few favors to a harmless little girl like you or somethin' and walk away clean...

[mortally]

Excuse me? I think I just barely met you.

[material_guy]

...Rmm, yeah, but...?

I say somethin' wrong?

[mortally]

How do you know I'm harmless?

[material_guy]

Just assumed. Books and covers and all that. Y'don't seem like y'could force anyone into much of anything they don't agree to.

[mortally]

I could if I wanted to. I'm just not the forceful type.

[material_guy]

Sure thing, babe, sure thing.

[mortally]

Bella. Not babe.

[material_guy]

Got it, Toots.