[Greed would lock this to Travis Touchdown if he had any lick of computer literacy.]

[material_guy]

Ey, Touchdown, seems like you got a bearded butler chasing you through time on the comm. Take it you got it under control, Number Nine?

Well, guess since this's goin' out to everyone anyway...

I wanna time travel!

Oi. Someone out there who can do it, tell me what I gotta get my hands on for that, where do I get it, 'n what's it gonna run me?

Comments

[killerbaseball]

I am not bearded, or a butler.

And what is this talk of time travel?

[material_guy]

Aren't you from a different time than him and goin' to go meet withhim?

[killerbaseball]

... Possibly. Frankly, whether we are from the same time period or not couldn't matter less to me.

[material_guy]

Y'seem like a guy who can at least foot his own physical ride if yer in the same time period... ain't that why you need a world hop?

[killerbaseball]

I need a worldhop because we are in different worlds.

[material_guy]

Thought it was one of those things where it's got a weird name that don't really describe it right. So, wait, there's not just a time thing to this? Worlds like planet or what?

[killerbaseball]

Something of the sort... This is still quite foreign to me as well.

[material_guy]

Well, thanks for the info, Mustachio'd Manservant!
Guess ya know I'm rootin' for Touchdown, but it's nothin' personal.

[killerbaseball]

... "Mustachio'd Manservant"?

[material_guy]

You didn't like bearded butler. But you wear a classy suit and have the whole distinguished gentlemanly thing going on. Yer only real options with a get up like that are butler or business tycoon. Or assassin, but being an assassin in that get up would require you to take one of those other jobs as a cover. Killer tycoons aren't as unexpected and stylish. You expect them to be cut-throat!

[killerbaseball]

... Really, now? I suppose that makes sense.

Not many assassins wear suits, actually. Not that I would know.

[material_guy]

Naw, not in reality, but you gotta admit it's a stylish idea! Yer more of a combat butler, right? Since yer challenging a top tier assasin and yer all classy...

I kinda want a combat butler, now... That's a pretty snappy idea...

[killerbaseball]

A "combat butler"? Oho, hardly. I merely hope to teach Mr. Touchdown a lesson.

[material_guy]

Seems like he's a smart enough guy without havin' to be schooled. Got his shit together, knows how to party.

Don't get me wrong, m'not tryin' to say don't go, m'sure he'll be stoked to have someone to go up against, but... You gotta have some kinda battle skills to walk into that.

And if ya fight him in a butler suit, you'll definitely be a combat butler. You get bonus points if ya can throw silverware as a weapon, or throw out cheesy accented servant catch phrases for style.

[Locked]

[killerbaseball]

Oh, good sir, I am fairly certain I know what I'm doing.

[Olibivious to the lock - computer illiterate to a fault]

[material_guy]

There ya go! That's the style to use! Sound proper and prim and buttlery while saying' stuff that can sound pretty threatening in the situation!

You'd be a great typecast for the whole "The Butler Did It" role!