40 questions
1. My uncle once: beat the hell out of my cousin vinnie so bad his bum was literally black&blue
2. Never in my life: have I seen E.T.
3. When I was five: my mom got knocked up with my sister
4. High school was: the most amazing time of my life.
5. I will never forget: that my grandma loved me terribly
6. Once I met: Ryan Cabrera, he was very drunk & making out with some slut instead of me.
7. There’s this boy I know: that smashed my heart in the 8th grade. [other than that, I know too many boys!]
8. Once, at a bar: someone told me I was beautiful.
9. By noon, I’m usually: awake...bummer
10. Last night: I sat online until 2 in the morning. My fridays suck.
11. If only I had: more confidence in my abilities.
12. Next time I go to church: it will be for a wedding or funeral. I hope the first rather than the latter.
13. What worries me most: is everything. I'm a mess.
14. When I turn my head left I see: a messy bookcase & closet.
15. When I turn my head right I see: my POTC Captian Jack Sparrow cardboard cutout & the window outside.
16. You know I’m lying when: I can't remember the facts.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being a baby
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: romeo.
19. By this time next year: I hope I am truley happy.
20. A better name for me would be: lost.
21. I have a hard time understanding: myself.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: become someone.
23. You know I like you if: I share any feelings/dreams/thoughts with you. I'm a very private person.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: m&d of course!
25. Take my advice, never: let yourself be caged.
26. My ideal breakfast is: around noon. I'm a lunch kinda gal.
27. A song I love but do not have is: Moon River, the song Audrey Hepburn sings in Breakfast at Tiffanys.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: learn Spanish. I'm from the dirty south bitches.
29. Why won’t people: lighten up!
30. If you spend a night at my house: you're probably drunk. Other than that, I don't get to have sleepovers anymore. It's a shame.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: my family. Or someone famous, I'll be honest.
32. The world could do without: cockroaches.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: nope, I'd rather have my head sawed off by a dull spoon than go within 20 feet of a cockroach.
but for comments sake I'd say: than live my life the way someone else wants me to.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: marilyn & madonna, duh!
35. Paper clips are more useful than: staples.
36. If I do anything well it’s: letting people walk all over me.
37. I can’t help but: be miserable. It's how I'm engineered.
38. I usually cry: when I'm sad. Which these days is more often than I'd like.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: would be to love someone, but love yourself MORE.
40. And by the way: I'm cold. & I hate that.
Just saw this online. Thought it was neat. If you feel like it, comment back with yours. I'd like that. Very much so.